Men....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's like putting chum in the water. *hums Jaws theme*

Well it was funny, till you mixed up the jaws theme and sharks with nerdy internet sex fiends... now all I can think of is a school of great whites coming towards a first person view with a bunch of hard ons and the theme playing in the background.

terrifying...
😘

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
We as male mammals have an instinctive drive to be on the look-out for any females suitable to create sturdy offspring with.
This behaviour goes back for tens of thousands of years, yet we have been able to cut it down to mostly just staring instead of going straight for the humping in a matter of centuries, and you dames still complain?

punk

anyone ever see history of the world part 1? the first marriage scene?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
indeed sometimes i think i rather just do guyssteeks

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Why do you look at other women and deny it? Lol...I have to know. What's wrong with having eyes only for the person you are with. Also, why are you too stubborn to notice what it is that makes women mad when it's right in front of your face?

Enlighten me...men confuse the hell out of me.

That is why you are open minded flirt

Men is irreliable and confusing and then you just move over to the next gender 😇

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]That is why you are open minded flirt

Men is irreliable and confusing and then you just move over to the next gender 😇 [/B]

Damn right! Even a jeans commercial gets you ladies all 'ooh nice butt'ish, but when we take a side glance at a babe in the mall we get fire and brimstone in full effect.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Damn right! Even a jeans commercial gets you ladies all 'ooh nice butt'ish, but when we take a side glance at a babe in the mall we get fire and brimstone in full effect.

Now where in the world did I ever say that women can not be the same? 😛

you implied it. as did most other women here.

Then let me rephrase 😄

Men and women are both irreliable and confusing depending on the individual 🙂

better, blondie.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Why do you look at other women and deny it? Lol...I have to know. What's wrong with having eyes only for the person you are with. Also, why are you too stubborn to notice what it is that makes women mad when it's right in front of your face?

Enlighten me...men confuse the hell out of me.

I don't deny it, my girlfriend and I have an open relationship. She's free to look, but don't touch...same as me. She's the one I am with, want to be with, so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I don't deny it, my girlfriend and I have an open relationship. She's free to look, but don't touch...same as me. She's the one I am with, want to be with, so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
as it should be. look at the menu, but dont order.

Unless you are swingers. ✅

Speaking of swingers, there is a swingers club out by my house. baka

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
better, blondie.

flirt

Originally posted by Röland
Speaking of swingers, there is a swingers club out by my house. baka

Originally posted by Röland
Speaking of swingers, there is a swingers club out by my house. baka

You would know. oh

Originally posted by Tattoo
You would know. oh

I know because I showed up dressed as a Sailor and it was Naughty Teacher night. disgust

Originally posted by Röland
I know because I showed up dressed as a Sailor and it was Naughty Teacher night. disgust

I bet they needed to bring out the paddle cause you were a bad boy.

Röland just comes, etc.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I bet they needed to bring out the paddle cause you were a bad boy.

Röland just comes, etc.

They said "I was too young for them and told me to leave." srug

salute