Lame break up lines.....

what are some of the more lame break up lines?

"I don't think we can see each other anymore since I have to do my laundry"

I know it is lame, not sure whether it became lame by posting it or if saying it alone is lame.

i'm not gay but you never know..

"I like you more as a friend"?

"My parents does not want us to see eachother"?

"I am not attracted to you"?

"Leave me be or I will punch you in the face"?

"I love someone else"?

"I have a penis"?

Those are probably not lame hmm

Morelike clichés 😛

I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore....

*Walks away*

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]"I like you more as a friend"?

"My parents does not want us to see eachother"?

"I am not attracted to you"?

"Leave me be or I will punch you in the face"?

"I love someone else"?

"I have a penis"?

Those are probably not lame hmm

Morelike clichés 😛 [/B]

and they wouldn't keep me away from you anyway 😎

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and they wouldn't keep me away from you anyway 😎

I have a penis ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
"I don't think we can see each other anymore since I have to do my laundry"

I know it is lame, not sure whether it became lame by posting it or if saying it alone is lame.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's lame because you said it.

Quite possibly, it is still lame, which makes me win.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Quite possibly, it is still lame, which makes me win.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]I have a penis ermm [/B]

your point? srug

"There's too much anal."

"We met on the internets, it was never meant to be!"

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
your point? srug

Run ermm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Run ermm [/B]

no chance in hell, Marie-lee!! 😄 😎

umm..

It's not me, it's you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
It's not me, it's you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Is that what you told your boyfriend and/or did you pay those guys to ass rape him? Reference, "Party Hole" thread.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=454688

Originally posted by Secretus
Is that what you told your boyfriend and/or did you pay those guys to ass rape him? Reference, "Party Hole" thread.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=454688

I don't have any breakup lines. I do have some lame pick up lines though

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"
"hey did you eat lucky charms this morning because you're magically delicious"

My Penis went on Vacation.