Lame break up lines.....

Started by dadudemon2 pages

How about..

"Sorry...your the biggest prick I have ever met in the whole world and because of you, I will never be with another guy again...girls are sooo much better"

Originally posted by Secretus
Is that what you told your boyfriend and/or did you pay those guys to ass rape him? Reference, "Party Hole" thread.
I've made an impression on you I have. 😊

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I have not break up lines ... i can't rip someone's soul out like that

but used on me ... "I just wanna be friends" it's funny how they wanna be friends after they rip your guts out

"I'm with Thorinn now."

Nothing worse than a lie, when was Thorinn ever with a woman?

Originally posted by InnerRise
It's not me, it's you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

and we have a winner, folks. 😉

The one my husband said to me when he admitted his affair was.

I fancied something english tonight. Chinese was getting a bit boring.

Originally posted by Silent Dreams
The one my husband said to me when he admitted his affair was.

I fancied something english tonight. Chinese was getting a bit boring.

his loss. your gain. I am the gain.