Masturbation Log

Started by Scythe246 pages
Scythe The Goat

Boom! Done b*tch! What was it like five mins or so? Still hardy and ready to go again!

Vinny Valentine - 87
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 60
Tattoo - 56
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Originally posted by Menetnashté
I can't do it one after another so I like to drag out the pleasure unless I have lube then it's over and done with before anything can happen. And I hate those long sex scenes where there's like a stupid story with it and then the five minute bj. I go for the ones that get right to the point.

Why the f*ck do porns have storylines?! That answer has always evaded me!

Menetnashté White Guy

Originally posted by Scythe

Why the f*ck do porns have storylines?! That answer has always evaded me!


I dunno, I saw a whole porno movie once, it was more funny than hot 😬 it was the Witches of Breastwick (pun on the witches of eastwick) like there was one scene and this guy is asleep with his wife and a woman comes in to warn him about the witches. But first they have quite sex in the bedroom. Then she tells him, leaves. And he goes back to sleep. 😐

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine - 89
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 60
Tattoo - 56
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

😂

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by Scythe
Hentai and my girlfriend help me masturbate alot.

Seriously? How long does it take you guys? I can usually shoot out a wad in less then a minute, then about twenty seconds later, I'm ready to go again. Not that I'm bragging because that's what every woman wants huh? A fast shooter? Hehehe, I'm not one of those masturbate once or twice kinda goats, I roughly tally up about fifteen to twenty five a day. They're quick, short, simple and most importantly, to the point.

See...I'm not a minute man. 😉

Also, hand jobs don't count, so I hope you didn't log those.

Tattoo Senior Member

Vinny Valentine - 89
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 60
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine - 90
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 60
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Vinny Valentine - 90
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 65
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Kelly_Bean - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vins gone to work herbeyes

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Vinny Valentine - 90
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 65
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 3
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Vinny Valentine - 90
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 52
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1
Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Vinny Valentine - 90
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine - 91
Grinning Goku - 78
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine - 91

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batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Lethal Femme- 102

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
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What can I say? I'm the energizer bunny... Just keep going and going...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What can I say? I'm the energizer bunny... Just keep going and going...
actually, its not that hard to believe. I'd be alot closer if I wasnt working 7 days a week.

Grinning Goku **********.

Vinny Valentine - 91
Grinning Goku - 79
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Grinning Goku **********.

Vinny Valentine - 91
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 6
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

stuwienl Yep, it's me.

Vinny Valentine - 91
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 66
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1