Masturbation Log

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 70 .....Lastnight, girlfriend, wow, whoo!
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 57
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Originally posted by Tattoo
See...I'm not a minute man. 😉

It's okay, we can't all be lucky. Haha, nah that's cool. I'de actually prefer my ability to do short 'bates and have a high quantity to keep her pleased then to take my time on just one and knock myself out of commission for the entire night.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Also, hand jobs don't count, so I hope you didn't log those.

Of course not, there's a difference between the two.

Originally posted by Menetnashté
I dunno, I saw a whole porno movie once, it was more funny than hot 😬 it was the Witches of Breastwick (pun on the witches of eastwick) like there was one scene and this guy is asleep with his wife and a woman comes in to warn him about the witches. But first they have quite sex in the bedroom. Then she tells him, leaves. And he goes back to sleep. 😐

I've seen that. Softcore porn man, it sucks...

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 75
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
Röland - 15
S_D_J - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Originally posted by Scythe
Hentai and my girlfriend help me masturbate alot.

Seriously? How long does it take you guys? I can usually shoot out a wad in less then a minute, then about twenty seconds later, I'm ready to go again. Not that I'm bragging because that's what every woman wants huh? A fast shooter? Hehehe, I'm not one of those masturbate once or twice kinda goats, I roughly tally up about fifteen to twenty five a day. They're quick, short, simple and most importantly, to the point.

I think we need a girl's input here, but last time I checked, a "fast shooter" it's big no-no with girls....

...unless of course you're talking about being able to be up and running in a short time.

but I still find that being able to wank 25 times aday (each time ejaculating) it's a bit too much

I'm not saying it's not possible, but in the long run, it could be bad for your sex health...

but that's just me. If you and your girl are cool with it, who am I to say different?

BTW: Hentai rocks, but nothing compares to real porn...

..and BJ in porn sucks ( 🙄 ), but it's great to actually get it ✅

Originally posted by Scythe .....Lastnight, girlfriend, wow, whoo! ]

but it wasn't HJ, right?

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 51
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Is there anyway you people will stop typing? I'm trying to pump and dump ..

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Reverend Axel - 23
Menetnashté - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 40
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Originally posted by S_D_J
I think we need a girl's input here, but last time I checked, a "fast shooter" it's big no-no with girls....

...unless of course you're talking about being able to be up and running in a short time.

but I still find that being able to wank 25 times aday (each time ejaculating) it's a bit too much

I'm not saying it's not possible, but in the long run, it could be bad for your sex health...

but that's just me. If you and your girl are cool with it, who am I to say different?

Well being able to continue after just popping one isn't that much of a problem, especially since I'm up and ready to go up again after only a short time. And don't worry, there's way to get around being a 'fast-shooter' without having to frown. For example, go fast, ask no questions, finish, then engage in another activity while you recover to do another fast, short run. Not to mention the fact that it makes masturbating not seem like a chore because I'm in and out in less then five mins. I don't spend all day inside and people won't miss me.

Originally posted by S_D_J
but it wasn't HJ, right?

No, I don't count hand jobs.

Originally posted by S_D_J
BTW: Hentai rocks

Yes, yes it does.

I find hentai more weird and creepy than potential wank aids.

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Man I needed that. Stressful move-in day.

I have a roommate this year, it's not going to be as frequent 🙁

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 82
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

The leaders of the pack. The rest have no idea how to pleasure themselves properly.

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 82
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 83
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The leaders of the pack. The rest have no idea how to pleasure themselves properly.

decent ✅

Originally posted by Strangelove
This thread was made 28 days ago; I have 41. That's an average of 1.5 wanks a day.

decent ✅

Originally posted by Strangelove
Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 81
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 58
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

Man I needed that. Stressful move-in day.

I have a roommate this year, it's not going to be as frequent 🙁

Bathroom...shower...when they aren't there.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Bathroom...shower...when they aren't there.

I pulled that one off after he went to bed. The fact that he's an "early to bed" guy makes it easier.

Vinny Valentine - 92
Grinning Goku - 83
Rogue Jedi - 76
Scythe - 70
Mr.Grum - 66
Tattoo - 61
DarkC - 55
Piggle Humsy - 54
Secretus - 52
Mišt - 48
Strangelove - 41
Menetnashté - 24
Reverend Axel - 23
S_D_J - 17
Röland - 15
Barker - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Lightningrod - 8
stuwienl - 7
Mr. Bacon - 4
Kelly_Bean - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
=Tired Hiker= - 1

I just raised mine by 3 in the past 4 hours. vin

****ing get a job, idiot. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
****ing get a job, idiot. haermm

That would do nothing. ermm I don't whack it during the day, only at night...when I would be off work.

Originally posted by Tattoo
That would do nothing. ermm I don't whack it during the day, only at night...when I would be off work.

How do you know you wouldn't get a night job? ermm