New ways to describe how you currently smell...

post new ways to describe your current aroma, or lack thereof.

Invigorating.

I just showered, but before, I smelled like the armpit of an african drummer.

Earlier today, I smelled like the inside of a baboon's ass.

My scent? hmm

My neighboor knocked on the door because he wanted me to throw out the stinky garbages vin

I smelled like Michael Jordans armpits after the 6th championship.

I smell like dead people.

I smell like New York (well that's what the bottle said!)

Originally posted by DarkC
I smell like dead people.

You win. 🙁

I smell like Tired Hiker's bathroom. I WIN.

boys stink, my brothers bedroom smells like a llama's poo on top of sweaty PE t-shirts that were covered in lavendar talc.

Originally posted by miss_swann
boys stink, my brothers bedroom smells like a llama's poo on top of sweaty PE t-shirts that were covered in lavendar talc.

My room smells like dead people if I don't care. I do too.
When my girlfriend is over though it smells like hand-picked oranges. I do too.

My brother fancies one of my friends and if I shout to the house in general "ELLA'S COMING OVER!" He comes and says "Addie, can I borrow some of the stuff in the pink bottle with the blue lid." He hasn't quite got the "Ralph Lauren Summer Cool" yet, I'm working on it!

See? 😛

When it concerns them they'd rather not have their territory smell like complete gag-worthy crud when a significant other or possible significant other heralds coming over.

Yeah, except Ella probably wouldn't notice if his room smelt. Her room stinks of dead hamster!

Real, real bad.

/me goes off to take a shower.

Originally posted by miss_swann
Yeah, except Ella probably wouldn't notice if his room smelt. Her room stinks of dead hamster!

I still think she'd notice though, she's used to the stink of dead hamster but I'm not sure if she's quite so familiar with the aroma of llama feces and man-stink mixed as one deadly gas attack fume.

My brother himself doesn't actually smell that bad! It's amazing because he sleeps in THAT room! My mum tells our cleaner not to go in anymore, it's a health and saftey risk!

My brother smells like E45 because he was ezcma EVERYWHERE!

Poor bloke.

It isn't a health hazard if you enter my room, just gag-worthy. I think your mother is just kidding.

No she isn't I've been in, it's dangerous! He's 14 because we're twins and he's got :
PIECES of action men, buzz light year, a messy mat, tinky winky, buckaroo, doctor who junk, star wars junk, pens, pencils, school books that were due back at the end of term, a video camera which anyone could stand on, four dicapitated monkeys and a heap of other junk all over his floor, you have to tip toe! 14! How old is some of this?