New ways to describe how you currently smell...

Probably six or seven years, from the sound of it.

Action men and Buzz Lightyear I can understand.

Four decapitated monkeys?
What a sick kid.

They were MY monkeys... bawling

You owned four monkeys?

I'm assuming stuffed, it wouldn't be easy for a kid to behead a few live ones.

Geez, what happened to good old bears and puppies...

yeah they were toys, and who wants puppies and bears when you can have monkeys, llamas and harry potter house elfs?

I don't mind the first two.

A house elf? You want a weird, scrawny, ugly, bulgy eyed thing to sleep beside you at night?

inner beauty! They are way more loyal than dogs plus I love Dobby!

Pity he had to get stabbed by f*cking Bellatrix.

What a ho.

indeed, shame Molly got to kill her, I wanted to!

Yeah, I can just imagine some random Muggle teenager jumping in and finishing her off.

Hell, Molly deserves it, what a fierce woman.

I liked Dobby too! I smell like garlic and citrus fuits!

Originally posted by Arianna
I liked Dobby too! I smell like garlic and citrus fuits!

That's seriously weird actually! Hmmm... garlic anti-persperant!

Originally posted by miss_swann
That's seriously weird actually! Hmmm... garlic anti-persperant!

my new shampoo smells really nice. so does my hair.😄

i smell pleasant 😊

I now smell like menthol (again, that's what the bottle said,) and toothpaste, because I like toothpaste!

I smell like deoderant and nair. yeah for me 😄

YAY! Girls smell nicer than boys!

we shall now take a moment to celebrate of hygeine pile

Woah, if guys really smell like that up there in North America, you got some issues, BIG issues. 😐

We always smell nice down here, except Mist, but he doesn't count. haermm