Vegans won't have sex with Carnivores!

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Vegans won't have sex with Carnivores!

You are what you eat

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

Vegansexual's bodies are made up of dead plants. Monsters. Cruel inhuman monsters. Hope they all enjoy hell, murderers.

Besides, no one wants to have sex with some boney scrawny vegan with no boobs or ass. Psh, they're doing us a favor.

makes me want to rape vegans and pump them full of my dead animals

Originally posted by Schecter
makes me want to rape vegans and pump them full of my dead animals

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆

You're shootin' blanks

This is the first I've ever heard anything like that... 😑

Good thing I'm 80% vegetarian. 😄

Originally posted by Schecter
makes me want to rape vegans and pump them full of my dead animals

I love you.

We should raid their town...capture their women...then take them out for a nice dinner at a Steak House. That should convert them.

(avoids hot sausage link jokes)

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We should raid their town...capture their women...then take them out for a nice dinner at a Steak House. That should convert them.

(avoids hot sausage link jokes)

😆

Why do I find this funny?

(Note to self...scratch "sausage jokes" off the list at the next party with the inlaws.)

I'm vegan and I don't have a problem with anyone who eats meat.

Everything we eat looses its energy field ie dies, so just laying the line with meat is rather silly IMO. I love meat and seeing as I was born with carnivores teeth made for eating meat I´ll continue eating it.

But each to their own, as long as I´m not hassled about my meat polluted body I won´t nag Vegans about their illogical direction of devouring

Im vegatarian almost vegan (still working on it), and im a nice size. You wouldnt even be able to tell.

My advice to the vegansexuals, as long as they dont drink the milk they shouldnt be able to taste the meat. 🙄

if someone is vegan does that mean they dont swallow?

Originally posted by Kenshinswife
Im vegatarian almost vegan (still working on it), and im a nice size. You wouldnt even be able to tell.

My advice to the vegansexuals, as long as they dont drink the milk they shouldnt be able to taste the meat. 🙄

I was wondering if these people even donate blood. They sound a bit uptight.

I wonder if this creature can also be considered a vegan

Well... considering that in ten minutes he'll be eating the janitor alive I'd say no.

Originally posted by Schecter
if someone is vegan does that mean they dont swallow?
Yep.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
I wonder if this creature can also be considered a vegan

Nope

Fair enough, their decision and all that. Though, if I met a hot vegansexual in a bar (unlikely), I'd probably lie and say I was a vegan.

Most do....lol

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Well... considering that in ten minutes he'll be eating the janitor alive I'd say no.

Well no wonder they won´t shag meat eaters, it is rather ugly.

Considering what most vegans look and dress like, I don't think that it's all that much of a loss really.