Sephiroth vs. Shin Akuma

Started by BlaxicanHydra20 pages

Yo Momma's literal!

Then what exactly am I riding on?

Or is it an insult insinuating sexual relations between me and Akuma which is mrely the metaphorical way of saying I'm a fanboy to Akuma?

Well, first off:

-Sex with Akuma = EWWWWWW.

Second, I was merely writing up a more colorful analysis of the argument thus far. Just saying "this was said and this was said" is very dull. I like a little spice ya know.

Fiinally, I don't like Sephiroth. I must hate and attack him at any chance.

Akuma is a much better villain than Sephiroth.

Originally posted by Nikkolas
Then what exactly am I riding on?
Rising to bait now: bullshit, that's what.

Or is it an insult insinuating sexual relations between me and Akuma which is mrely the metaphorical way of saying I'm a fanboy to Akuma?
Translation of Nikkolas: I am insecure about my sexual preference, so I will immediately rise to non-existent bait.

Well, first off:

-Sex with Akuma = EWWWWWW.


Translation #2: I will now ensue in a girlish sound that further sends the opinion of the reader downhill.

Second, I was merely writing up a more colorful analysis of the argument thus far. Just saying "this was said and this was said" is very dull. I like a little spice ya know.
Translation #3: I will now make an excuse for my apparent fanboy-ism and refuse to make a logical argument describing how Akuma would win. Just so you know, I like spice in my diet coke.

Finally, I don't like Sephiroth. I must hate and attack him at any chance.
Translation #4: I am a Sephiroth anti-fanboy, and as thus, I must be a drivel infested idiot at every turn. I will make ridiculous and illogical narrative at every turn, and I will 'attack' said fictional character at every chance I get.

Akuma is a much better villain than Sephiroth.
Translation #5: I will ignore the fact that Akuma is not a villian and make an idiotic comparison of the two characters, so I can annoy others with my illogical processors from the 1960's. I am certainly hoping that nobody's angry with my lack of logic. Good day.

Translation of Nikkolas: I am insecure about my sexual preference, so I will immediately rise to non-existent bait.

Translation:I can't understand sarcasm, humor or jokes even if they all bit me right in the nuts.


Translation #2: I will now ensue in a girlish sound that further sends the opinion of the reader downhill.

Translation: I'm a sexist who thinks only men can make manly sounds and only girls can make girly sounds and any man making a girly sound or a girl making a manly sound should be scorned.

Translation #3: I will now make an excuse for my apparent fanboy-ism and refuse to make a logical argument describing how Akuma would win. Just so you know, I like spice in my diet coke.

Translation: If a joke bit me in the nuts then altered my brain so all my senses simply sent "this is a joke!" I still would be an over-serious lamewad.

Translation #4: I am a Sephiroth anti-fanboy, and as thus, I must be a drivel infested idiot at every turn. I will make ridiculous and illogical narrative at every turn, and I will 'attack' said fictional character at every chance I get.

Translation: I'm bitter that the points comically addressed in the narrative were spot-on and can't actually formulate a counter-argument due to my head being stuck too far up my ass.

I will ignore the fact that Akuma is not a villian and make an idiotic comparison of the two characters, so I can annoy others with my illogical processors from the 1960's. I am certainly hoping that nobody's angry with my lack of logic. Good day.

Translation: I will first ignore that the definition of a villain is a person who opposes the hero and has typically evil or selfish motivations such as Akuma's endless stride for his own power no matter how much he must hurt or kill others.

I have also spent an entire post making this stupid translation which was mirrored in a much better and less *******-ish fashion by my far superior intellectually fellow member Nikkolas who gains satisfaction out of complimenting himself while pretending he's writing what another person is saying.

That was fun!

Let's do it again!

I liked the first "Cloud verbally pawns Sephiroth." The 2nd one is "Meh."

actually Prime

Ryu do have a island durabilty, CURRENT Ryu has

And Shin Gouki do has that monstress strenght at Full power!!

And Guilty Gear, Regular Gouki didn't use ALL his chi for Kongokonkuratsuzan.

I still say Shin Gouki wins

Originally posted by shin_remy
actually Prime

Ryu do have a island durabilty, CURRENT Ryu has

And Shin Gouki do has that monstress strenght at Full power!!

And Guilty Gear, Regular Gouki didn't use ALL his chi for Kongokonkuratsuzan.

I still say Shin Gouki wins

OMFG hysterical

Originally posted by Guilty Gear
OMFG hysterical

you need a ban

you never debate, instead, you are HIDING at some arguments that a another KMC member made, that supports the character that you love.

you only spam in every topic. there is a offtopic thread and yet you keep spamming!!!!

what the hell are doing on this forum ?

Uh-Oh.

I liked the first "Cloud verbally pawns Sephiroth." The 2nd one is "Meh."

Yeah, I know. I wasn't really doing much except shootin' the bull with the Akuma/Sephiroth one.

Originally posted by shin_remy
what the hell are doing on this forum ?

That's a question that we would rather be asking you. And that's why Guilty is laughing.

Drama boy. Weren't you leaving? Oh gosh, I believe you were.

Hahahaha, what a hopeless case you are.

Remy, if Ryu has greater durability than an island, then why is he cut by glass?

Wow, I waited half an hour, slept for 6, and came back on here for this? laaawl, man. Blaxican, Guilty, help me out as to why I bother.

Originally posted by Nikkolas
Translation:I can't understand sarcasm, humor or jokes even if they all bit me right in the nuts.
Translation: I will make idiotic assumptions with no idea of who the other poster is, it is clear I am not worth his time which could be pre-occupied with women.

Translation: I'm a sexist who thinks only men can make manly sounds and only girls can make girly sounds and any man making a girly sound or a girl making a manly sound should be scorned.
Translation: I will make an attempt to insult the other poster, who happened to laugh at me for this attack, by calling him a sexist for my sounding like a fairy. I am clearly logical in every way, yes sir, no lies.

Translation: If a joke bit me in the nuts then altered my brain so all my senses simply sent "this is a joke!" I still would be an over-serious lamewad.
Translation: I will continue to troll by saying that the superior user has no sense of humor while not understanding that his context of humor and mine are different. One includes lame fanboyism, and the other does not.

Translation: I'm bitter that the points comically addressed in the narrative were spot-on and can't actually formulate a counter-argument due to my head being stuck too far up my ass.
Translation: I will notice that the superior poster is bitter, but will fail to notice he has a life outside of KMC. I will also be an arrogant troll and eventually make an idiotic comment that will lead to the superior's hysterics.

Translation: I will first ignore that the definition of a villain is a person who opposes the hero and has typically evil or selfish motivations such as Akuma's endless stride for his own power no matter how much he must hurt or kill others.
Translation: I will intentionally forget the fact that antagonists are the opposition of a protagonist(s) of a story, which Akuma fits in perfectly in SF in regards to Ryu's part of the story. A villain is an evil person who will do anything for power, which Sephiroth fits in to as well as being the antagonist for FF7.

I have also spent an entire post making this stupid translation which was mirrored in a much better and less *******-ish fashion by my far superior intellectually fellow member Nikkolas who gains satisfaction out of complimenting himself while pretending he's writing what another person is saying.

That was fun!

Let's do it again!

Instead of translation, here's a prize.

Now I will ensue my life as it was prior to this incident and laugh.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Strength: I'll say Gouki but this category is no landslide. Every time Gouki destroyed something of consderable size with a blow, like the island, mountain, etc., it was because he charged his fist with massive amount of ki to spread through the foundation of the object and shatter it, Seph is strong enough to impale 50 foot Cobras through trees, he's not far behind.

Speed: Seph has been shown to be extremely fast, dwarfing the speed of Cloud by miles, and his ability to fly and teleport only adds to this.

Durability: Gouki takes this, Seph's durability though certainly above human is not really that impressive compared to Gouki's.

Power: Gouki does have powerful different attacks like his hadoken and stuff but Seph also has powerful magic and can use them to it's fullest, but I think Gouki takes this by a little.

Intelligence: Seph is very smart but when fighting Cloud his IQ drops for some unexplained reason, whereas Gouki has never really shown above average intelligence.

Skill: Gouki has mastered Anatsuken and Murderous Intent, whereas Seph was by far the most skilled and powerful Soldier in FFVII(according to Aeris no ones ever even seen him bleed) and really is the strongest in the FFVII universe(with the possible exception of Omega and maybe Genesis). I think this category is a tie.

Experience: While Seph has fought more opponents during wars and stuff Gouki has fought more fights with opponents who are close to his level. A tie.

Overall, Seph wins after a very hard fight.

In case anyone missed one of my world famous stats analysis'.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
In case anyone missed one of my world famous stats analysis'.
You forgot about their range in terms of distance of their attacks and such.

You mean melee range? Cause that's kinda a given.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You mean melee range? Cause that's kinda a given.
Not just melee, but projectile range as well.

Well projectiles would go to Akuma likely, but depending on materia Seph could tie him.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
. Blaxican, Guilty, help me out as to why I bother.

Why do you think we just spam/troll the forums?

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Why do you think we just spam/troll the forums?
So it isn't to profit from ass?