Blaxican's Puberty Updates

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Yeah.. I d'unt want to get taken by that black from White Chicks.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
First Update!

Workin' on my "checking chicks out" technique. lol. I was in a Taco Bell and this girl walked in and I couldn't but stare at her ass. I thought I was being sneaky about it, stealing glances every couple of minutes, but on her way out she told me she saw me looking and called me a loser 🙁

T3h pain. It hurtz.

Holy shit you phale. Next time walk up to the b*tch, smack the shit outta her, and say these magic words:"Listen cvnt! You're gonna take it like the two bit skank you are! Now spread those fat ass cheeks b*tch!" Works everytime.

Your violent words intimidate me.

Pussy.🙂

*prepares to cry pitifully in fetal position*

That's right, you're my b*tch, and now I command you to say these words,"Let me be your one and only water boy."

What?! In my own thread!?

Damn straight cvnt.

NEVAR!!

*punches BH in throat*

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
*prepares to cry pitifully in fetal position*

Not really an update.. but I went to my first actual music concert and almost got kicked out 😬

I was in the mosh pit and I accidentally elbowed a chick in the face. Security thought I did it on purpose.

I d'unt like mosh pits 🙁

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Not really an update.. but I went to my first actual music concert and almost got kicked out 😬

I was in the mosh pit and I accidentally elbowed a chick in the face. Security thought I did it on purpose.

I d'unt like mosh pits 🙁

I love mosh pits.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
NOTE- The title is not a lie, I'm not joking. So if you fidn this offensive simply don't read it.

I'm bored and have no life, plus no shame, so I'm going to make a thread highlighting my current puberty transition. There's no such thing as too much information.

I guess I'm a late bloomer or something because I didn't start my first phase until I was 14. I started growing arm pit hair. Then I started growing a lot (Currently 6'3 ) and then about three months ago I started getting random erections in church, had to relieve myself via masturbation for the first time about a month ago during one of our annual 6 hour Jehovah's Witness Conventions, and then on Saturday I woke up with a sudden obsession with Women, taking older my old obsession with video games. It didn't help that I watched Transformers for the second time today, and had to sit in a hard seat with an uncomfortable boner for two and a half hours because of Megan Fox.

Anyway that's it for now. More to come later.

Masturbation thread is down the hall

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Not really an update.. but I went to my first actual music concert and almost got kicked out 😬

I was in the mosh pit and I accidentally elbowed a chick in the face. Security thought I did it on purpose.

I d'unt like mosh pits 🙁

Mosh pits are badass, last concert I went to I almost went in one, til I saw the 6'5" Stone Cold lookin muthafacko in it.

haermm...

There's a girl in a my English and History class who's been really. really nice to me for the past 4 years or so. She never fvcks with me or makes fun of me because of my gargantuan shoe size, and she's just really cool. Her birthday's tomorrow and I wanted to buy her something really nice. I was planning on anonymously having it sent to her in class tomorrow but I won't get paid till' tomorrow, at which point it'll be too late.

So, would it be tacky and retarded of me to send her a late birthday gift, even if it's anonymous?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
haermm...

There's a girl in a my English and History class who's been really. really nice to me for the past 4 years or so. She never fvcks with me or makes fun of me because of my gargantuan shoe size, and she's just really cool. Her birthday's tomorrow and I wanted to buy her something really nice. I was planning on anonymously having it sent to her in class tomorrow but I won't get paid till' tomorrow, at which point it'll be too late.

So, would it be tacky and retarded of me to send her a late birthday gift, even if it's anonymous?

No, club her in the back of the head, drag her into your house, have the "fun time", and make sure she is never heard from again.

Seriously, go ahead.

...

okay?

Okay what? Get off my fvckin nuts, I told you my opinion! 😠

*cries*