Originally posted by BlaxicanHydraHoly shit you phale. Next time walk up to the b*tch, smack the shit outta her, and say these magic words:"Listen cvnt! You're gonna take it like the two bit skank you are! Now spread those fat ass cheeks b*tch!" Works everytime.
First Update!Workin' on my "checking chicks out" technique. lol. I was in a Taco Bell and this girl walked in and I couldn't but stare at her ass. I thought I was being sneaky about it, stealing glances every couple of minutes, but on her way out she told me she saw me looking and called me a loser 🙁
T3h pain. It hurtz.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydraMasturbation thread is down the hall
NOTE- The title is not a lie, I'm not joking. So if you fidn this offensive simply don't read it.I'm bored and have no life, plus no shame, so I'm going to make a thread highlighting my current puberty transition. There's no such thing as too much information.
I guess I'm a late bloomer or something because I didn't start my first phase until I was 14. I started growing arm pit hair. Then I started growing a lot (Currently 6'3 ) and then about three months ago I started getting random erections in church, had to relieve myself via masturbation for the first time about a month ago during one of our annual 6 hour Jehovah's Witness Conventions, and then on Saturday I woke up with a sudden obsession with Women, taking older my old obsession with video games. It didn't help that I watched Transformers for the second time today, and had to sit in a hard seat with an uncomfortable boner for two and a half hours because of Megan Fox.
Anyway that's it for now. More to come later.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydraMosh pits are badass, last concert I went to I almost went in one, til I saw the 6'5" Stone Cold lookin muthafacko in it.
Not really an update.. but I went to my first actual music concert and almost got kicked out 😬I was in the mosh pit and I accidentally elbowed a chick in the face. Security thought I did it on purpose.
I d'unt like mosh pits 🙁
haermm...
There's a girl in a my English and History class who's been really. really nice to me for the past 4 years or so. She never fvcks with me or makes fun of me because of my gargantuan shoe size, and she's just really cool. Her birthday's tomorrow and I wanted to buy her something really nice. I was planning on anonymously having it sent to her in class tomorrow but I won't get paid till' tomorrow, at which point it'll be too late.
So, would it be tacky and retarded of me to send her a late birthday gift, even if it's anonymous?
Originally posted by Blax_HydraliskNo, club her in the back of the head, drag her into your house, have the "fun time", and make sure she is never heard from again.
haermm...There's a girl in a my English and History class who's been really. really nice to me for the past 4 years or so. She never fvcks with me or makes fun of me because of my gargantuan shoe size, and she's just really cool. Her birthday's tomorrow and I wanted to buy her something really nice. I was planning on anonymously having it sent to her in class tomorrow but I won't get paid till' tomorrow, at which point it'll be too late.
So, would it be tacky and retarded of me to send her a late birthday gift, even if it's anonymous?
Seriously, go ahead.