The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by BrolyBlack4,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
Old man!? Drools, you'll end up like Sparkles, bullied from this thread.

Sorry I am in Bali, its 12:09pm here, must be like 1am your time.

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be drinking Sparducklenuul again.

I don’t drink the same protein shake as you 😘

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Sorry I am in Bali, its 12:09pm here, must be like 1am your time.
It's a 12 hour difference.
Originally posted by steverules_2
I don’t drink the same protein shake as you 😘
You must be drinking them through your hooker butthole then.

Where's my tree fiddy from your whoring?

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be drinking them through your hooker butthole then.

Where's my tree fiddy from your whoring?

You've been drinking them through your glory hole

You're the whore and I'm your pimp. We had this discussion when I had to slap you around.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Nice guns🙂

This reminds me of the time I mass socked you and called you a "baby armed fck"

😂😂

Bada turned the page so we all couldnt see this droolio

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Bada turned the page so we all couldnt see this droolio

Bing is a filthy dirty whore with lying hooker lips

Originally posted by steverules_2
You've been drinking them through your glory hole

You're the whore and I'm your pimp. We had this discussion when I had to slap you around.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Bing is a filthy dirty whore with lying hooker lips
Flapping those hooker lips so recklessly is going to get you hurt! sneer
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Bada turned the page so we all couldnt see this droolio
Thanks. Been a tough road back from my knee injury.

Originally posted by Badabing
Flapping those hooker lips so recklessly is going to get you hurt! sneer

You keep flapping your hooker lips you’ll have far more than a knee injury to come back from uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’d break a nail trying to put the IG on

Badas IG is putting his fist in Facee ass and controling with a snap

Originally posted by Badabing
I am powered by the real life IG!

A piece of Chuck Norris' beard, which he gave me personally.

Some sweat from ripped shirt Kirk.

Some of Sheen's tiger blood.

An unfiltered recording of Samual L. Jackson saying "mutha f*ckin"

A link of gold from Mr. T's chain.

The original Bruce Lee scrolls.

The only thing you’re powered by is delusion and the smell of Donald’s open anus cheeks in your face at 8 in the morning. My sig isn’t a lie.

Drools, I will grind your weak body into ginger dust!

I’m gonna grind your bones into dust and have some druggies snort you and get high on badacaine

Drools, you are team hooker. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, you are team hooker. 👆

Oh no I’d never want to take that title from you

I think its time for the three titied hooker and the two titied head to meet.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I think its time for the three titied hooker and the two titied head to meet.

Bing only needs to look in a mirror for that to happen

Lets call him boob head

I learned a few things after my Sunday of boozing. My alcohol tolerance is WAY low. Drools is a Jezebel. I'm still a horn dog based off my texts with a girl from last night. Broly is in love with Josh Alexander. And drunk me can make my friends' girlfriends "naughty". 👆

Yeah, I passed out at 8:30 last night too. I'm such a lightweight. I can avoid hangovers now though. Strong anti-inflammatory meds and a rehydration supplement do the trick if you can take them before bed and in the middle of the night.

I didn't know you were such a horn dog, are you using Tinder in Tampa?