The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by BlackZero30x4,544 pages

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm the puppeteer and you all dance for me when I post. 😆

Master of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master! Master!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master! Master!

Dance for your master little puppets, dance.

I bet you would like that, us dancing for you, you perverted old turkey. 😘 😘 😘

I love it when Bada lays the smack down on KMCs kids!

Bada hasnt laid a smack down since he was pooped from Facee's butthole.

Jar Jar Bing

I think we're being too hard on him everyone, he's not been on in sometime. I imagine he's in a bathtub, wearing pantyhose, crying , and muttering "why is everyone so mean to me???"

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
I think we're being too hard on him everyone, he's not been on in sometime. I imagine he's in a bathtub, wearing pantyhose, crying , and muttering "why is everyone so mean to me???"

He's in a bath tub with a toaster

We beat him down to hard.

Once again I have triumphed

I'm out for a few days and you puppets still can't quit me. Dance little puppets, dance. 😆

Shut your mouth or I will shut it for you.

Dance for me Alfredo! Dance!

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm out for a few days and you puppets still can't quit me. Dance little puppets, dance. 😆

Originally posted by steverules_2
Jar Jar Bing

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm out for a few days and you puppets still can't quit me. Dance little puppets, dance. 😆

Puffing out your chest like the real turkey bird you are.

The old man is losing his mind, he's gone full Alfredo Sauce!

Originally posted by steverules_2
Jar Jar Bing

...the Hell?

😆

Where you been man?

I had to take 10 days off from work, so I've been catching up with my business. Had a wedding/bachelor party the last 2 weekends. Baseball playoffs/World Series plus NHL starting up has left me little free time to post.

Also, Drools hookering has been lacking. So I've had to raise my clawed pimp hand to him so he would go out and earn me that tree fiddy.

Originally posted by Badabing

Also, Drools hookering has been lacking. So I've had to raise my clawed pimp hand to him so he would go out and earn me that tree fiddy.

I never gave you permission to take time off from your corner down at the docks, your punishment has be severe 😐

Just try and you'll be getting more than a broken jaw when I pimp slap you all around your neighbourhood

Originally posted by Badabing
I had to take 10 days off from work, so I've been catching up with my business. Had a wedding/bachelor party the last 2 weekends. Baseball playoffs/World Series plus NHL starting up has left me little free time to post.

Also, Drools hookering has been lacking. So I've had to raise my clawed pimp hand to him so he would go out and earn me that tree fiddy.

From your surgery?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
From your surgery?

He needed his face reconstructed after I pimp slapped him too hard

Originally posted by steverules_2
I never gave you permission to take time off from your corner down at the docks, your punishment has be severe 😐

Just try and you'll be getting more than a broken jaw when I pimp slap you all around your neighbourhood

Your puny arms and limp wrists couldn't pimp slap a kitten. So stop flapping those hooker lips and get to work. pimp
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
From your surgery?
Yes. My appendix was rupturing as they were trying to remove it. That meant I got an extra slice through my abdomen.