The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
Your puny arms and limp wrists couldn't pimp slap a kitten. So stop flapping those hooker lips and get to work. pimp Yes. My appendix was rupturing as they were trying to remove it. That meant I got an extra slice through my abdomen.

Your glass jaw is weaker than a kitten, it’s weaker than weak sauce

So as you were getting your sex change your appendix decided to off itself

Originally posted by Badabing
Your puny arms and limp wrists couldn't pimp slap a kitten. So stop flapping those hooker lips and get to work. pimp Yes. My appendix was rupturing as they were trying to remove it. That meant I got an extra slice through my abdomen.
So the doctors already started carving the Turkey this year, huh?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your glass jaw is weaker than a kitten, it’s weaker than weak sauce

So as you were getting your sex change your appendix decided to off itself

You must be a glutton for pimp slaps. Be smart or I will slap your dumber than you already are. pimp
Originally posted by BlackZero30x
So the doctors already started carving the Turkey this year, huh?
I will carve your stupid face with my clawed fists.

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be a glutton for pimp slaps. Be smart or I will slap your dumber than you already are. pimp I will carve your stupid face with my clawed fists.

Just try it, I already slapped all the dumb out of you obviously

Originally posted by steverules_2
Just try it, I already slapped all the dumb out of you obviously
And that's why I'm so much smarter than your stupid head. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
I will flap my Turkey arms and run away with a pee trail behind me.

Fixed

You guys are all better than Josh

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
Fixed
I'll fix your face with my fist.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
You guys are all better than Josh
Josh is your hero.

Originally posted by Badabing
And that's why I'm so much smarter than your stupid head. 👆

You're the dumbest one here, even LoB is smarter than you and he tries to get the truckers to stick it in his ear facepalm

Originally posted by steverules_2
You're the dumbest one here, even LoB is smarter than you and he tries to get the truckers to stick it in his ear facepalm
Nope. You made it KMC canon. I have no dumb in my body.
Originally posted by steverules_2
Just try it, I already slapped all the dumb out of you obviously
See. dursmart

When you're saying dumb shit like this I obviously didn't slap ALL of it out of you

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap your dumber than you already are.

Originally posted by steverules_2
When you're saying dumb shit like this I obviously didn't slap ALL of it out of you
Sorry Drools, it's KMC canon now.

Raptor Bada = dursmart

Drools = duroolio

👆

So is this stupid little gem of yours

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap your dumber than you already are.

Originally posted by steverules_2
So is this stupid little gem of yours
Facts aren't stupid Drools. And there are no takebacks on KMC. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Facts aren't stupid Drools. And there are no takebacks on KMC. 👆

Facts are that I’ll slap your face right off, facts are that you’re on the clock so get back to the truck stop corner and earn me tree fiddy

Originally posted by steverules_2
Facts are that I’ll slap your face right off, facts are that you’re on the clock so get back to the truck stop corner and earn me tree fiddy
You are fake news. Keep flapping those hooker lips and I'll demote you from a hooker to a call girl for criminals.

👆

duroolio

Originally posted by Badabing
You are fake news. Keep flapping those hooker lips and I'll demote you from a hooker to a call girl for criminals.

👆

duroolio

I bet you dropped the soap all the time while you were in prison you criminal uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I bet you dropped the soap all the time while you were in prison you criminal uhuh

Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by
A smooth raptor criminal!

Because Steve's bad, he's bad come on
You know Steve's bad, he's bad come on, you know
You know Steve's bad, he's bad come on, you know
And the raptor has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Steve's bad

Originally posted by Badabing

Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
Stevie, are you OK?
So, Stevie are you OK?
Are you OK, Stevie?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by
A smooth raptor criminal!

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