The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

As an alpha raptor pimp, I'm used to my subordinate beta hooker, Sturd Drools, copying me and trying to steal my pimp swag. 😬

Get back to earning, tramp, before I knock out those wicker dentures using my pimp cane. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
As an alpha raptor pimp, I'm used to my subordinate beta hooker, Sturd Drools, copying me and trying to steal my pimp swag. 😬

Get back to earning, tramp, before I knock out those wicker dentures using my pimp cane. pimp

You’re a well known liar and things maker upper. You’re a duck loving whore with LoB, turd, and hooker DNA. Go earn me my tree fiddy before I pimp slap you another limp pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a well known liar and things maker upper. You’re a duck loving whore with LoB, turd, and hooker DNA. Go earn me my tree fiddy before I pimp slap you another limp pimp
Keep lying and sassing and I'll pimp slap your hooker head from your slutty shoulders, Sturd. sneer

Pimp life...pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep lying and sassing and I'll pimp slap your hooker head from your slutty shoulders, Sturd. sneer

Pimp life...pimp

I will pimp slap you into a black hole. The largest commode there is for the largest hooker turd there is pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will pimp slap you into a black hole. The largest commode there is for the largest hooker turd there is pimp
You will do nothing because you're feeble, weak and slutty. So get back to your ducker stop corner and earn, wench. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing because you're feeble, weak and slutty. So get back to your ducker stop corner and earn, wench. pimp

I was going to come in here and bully Sturd, but I see you've got that covered. Carry on. 👆

Originally posted by Facee
I was going to come in here and bully Sturd, but I see you've got that covered. Carry on. 👆
Sturd Drools is a first rate wimp and 3rd rate hooker. He should be bullied.

I have successfully bullied Sturd Drools from this thread.

He will return.

I always do

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing because you're feeble, weak and slutty. So get back to your ducker stop corner and earn, wench. pimp

You are pimped and a duck lover. You service Donald in his basement. Go earn me my tree fiddy by spreading your butt cheeks for him, he wants to taste your butt hole. pimp

I’ve pimp slapped and bullied the turd hussy that is Craptwhore Binks out of this thread and back to having her spread ass cheeks plowed

#pimplife pimp

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He will return.
Drools is like a reoccurring hemorrhoid. 👇
Originally posted by steverules_2
I always do

You are pimped and a duck lover. You service Donald in his basement. Go earn me my tree fiddy by spreading your butt cheeks for him, he wants to taste your butt hole. pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ve pimp slapped and bullied the turd hussy that is Craptwhore Binks out of this thread and back to having her spread ass cheeks plowed

#pimplife pimp

You are a lying, thieving hooker with sick fantasies. Your fake news and repulsive imagination is going to get you slapped around like the wench you are, Sturd.

Pimping made easy...pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools is like a reoccurring hemorrhoid. 👇 You are a lying, thieving hooker with sick fantasies. Your fake news and repulsive imagination is going to get you slapped around like the wench you are, Sturd.

Pimping made easy...pimp

Raptor ducks such as yourself are well known for their lies, thievery, and trickery. You open doors and now it’s time to open your legs and get to work you tart pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Raptor ducks such as yourself are well known for their lies, thievery, and trickery. You open doors and now it’s time to open your legs and get to work you tart pimp
Spend less time sassing and more time earning, Sturd Drools. Otherwise you are of no use to your raptor pimp.

Pimping made easy...pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Spend less time sassing and more time earning, Sturd Drools. Otherwise you are of no use to your raptor pimp.

Pimping made easy...pimp

You keep yapping with that hooker mouth of yours and those turd nugget teeth are gonna get pimp slapped right out again. Go service some ducks at the pond and earn me my tree fiddy pimp

Sturd Drools will blowzoodle a noodle for about tree fiddy. He's a dirty little beast in a gimp chain but earns me that tree fiddy.

Pimping made easy...pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd Drools will blowzoodle a noodle for about tree fiddy. He's a dirty little beast in a gimp chain but earns me that tree fiddy.

Pimping made easy...pimp

I’m going nowhere near Donald’s “noodle.” Go down to his dungeon and service him pimp earn me that tree fiddy, duchess

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd Drools will blowzoodle a noodle for about tree fiddy. He's a dirty little beast in a gimp chain but earns me that tree fiddy.

Pimping made easy...pimp


Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m going nowhere near Donald’s “noodle.” Go down to his dungeon and service him pimp earn me that tree fiddy, duchess

He didn't even mention my noodle you sick freak 😘

Stop fantasizing about me sissy.

Sturd Drools will canoodle a strudel for about tree fiddy.

Pimping made easy...pimp

Originally posted by Facee
He didn't even mention my noodle you sick freak 😘

Stop fantasizing about me sissy.

I think Sturd Drools may be a little sweet on you. 😬

😘

Originally posted by Facee
He didn't even mention my noodle you sick freak 😘

Stop fantasizing about me sissy.

Your noodle is the opposite of my fantasy you sick freak, go back to sucking dicks for free

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd Drools will canoodle a strudel for about tree fiddy.

Pimping made easy...pimp

I think Sturd Drools may be a little sweet on you. 😬

😘

Your pimped face keeps hitting my pimp hand, you must like getting pimp slapped on a regular basis pimp