The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Sturd Drools is a wench that slobs knobs, for about tree fiddy. 😘

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Craptwhore Binks is a lying wench who used to service ducks for free until I started pimping her out for tree fiddy pimp

Sturd Drools is known for fake news, hookering and duck infatuation. I would pimp slap him out of existence if not for that sidewalk Sally earning me tree fiddy. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd Drools is known for fake news, hookering and duck infatuation. I would pimp slap him out of existence if not for that sidewalk Sally earning me tree fiddy. pimp

I’ll pimp slap you back to Jurassic park to pimp you out to the t-rex again pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd Drools will canoodle a strudel for about tree fiddy.

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I think Sturd Drools may be a little sweet on you. 😬

😘


Sturd is a very gay phuck. 😬

Originally posted by Facee
Sturd is a very gay phuck. 😬

You had a dick sig and a man butt sig, you’re the biggest phag here facepalm

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll pimp slap you back to Jurassic park to pimp you out to the t-rex again pimp
Everyone that matters knows that velociraptors are the real stars and heroes of Jurassic Park, dorko.

I will pimp slap your wicker teeth from your street walker mouth. pimp

Originally posted by Facee
Sturd is a very gay phuck. 😬
Agreed. I heard he gets arrested just so he can get prison sex. 😘

Has Bada tried to slap the taste back into Sturd's mouth?

Originally posted by Badabing
Everyone that matters knows that velociraptors are the real stars and heroes of Jurassic Park, dorko.

I will pimp slap your wicker teeth from your street walker mouth. pimp Agreed. I heard he gets arrested just so he can get prison sex. 😘

No they weren’t, they got their asses kicked by the t-rex. And then you got kicked out of a window by a little girl in the second film. I don’t kick you out a window but I do pimp slap you out a window pimp

Stop adding me to gay prison sexual fantasies you sick freak 😘 I know you wanna drop the soap in the showers but you leave me out of your ass pounding orgies

Originally posted by Robtard
Has Bada tried to slap the taste back into Sturd's mouth?
Sturd hasn't earned the privilege of me pimp slapping the taste back into his hooker mouth.
Originally posted by steverules_2
No they weren’t, they got their asses kicked by the t-rex. And then you got kicked out of a window by a little girl in the second film. I don’t kick you out a window but I do pimp slap you out a window pimp

Stop adding me to gay prison sexual fantasies you sick freak 😘 I know you wanna drop the soap in the showers but you leave me out of your ass pounding orgies

Oh, you're one of those nasty and lying hoes... 👇

Get out of here before you lose more than your taste from my pimp hand wrath.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Oh, you're one of those nasty and lying hoes... 👇

Get out of here before you lose more than your taste from my pimp hand wrath.

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You are a fake news lying duck whore with turd nuggets for teeth

I will pimp slap you for days pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You had a dick sig and a man butt sig, you’re the biggest phag here facepalm

It's called art you gay phuck 😬

Now go suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a fake news lying duck whore with turd nuggets for teeth

I will pimp slap you for days pimp

Only 4 minutes. I must have struck a nerve. 😂

Your opinion is meaningless. So you should shut your hooker mouth. 😬

When I want your opinion I will pimp slap it out of you. pimp

I have once again bullied Sturd Drools from this thread. 😎

I win. I always win. LiZod has spoken.

Originally posted by Facee
It's called art you gay phuck 😬

Now go suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

You wish I was gay you phaggot. Go back to your one man show of the village people.

Originally posted by Badabing
Only 4 minutes. I must have struck a nerve. 😂

Your opinion is meaningless. So you should shut your hooker mouth. 😬

When I want your opinion I will pimp slap it out of you. pimp

Your entire existence was meaningless until I started pimping you out for tree fiddy

Speaking of pimping you out go back to your duck corner, earn me my tree fiddy, and return for your daily dosage of pimp slaps pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You wish I was gay you phaggot. Go back to your one man show of the village people.

Your entire existence was meaningless until I started pimping you out for tree fiddy

Speaking of pimping you out go back to your duck corner, earn me my tree fiddy, and return for your daily dosage of pimp slaps pimp

Stop identifying as a pimp. You are a turd hooker with wicker teeth. Rob named you Sturd. Kaz knows you as Drools. And stop sexually harassing Facee. 😬

Get back to walking the streets, jezebel. pimp

Here's the paperwork you requested. There's a tree fiddy filing fee.

Originally posted by Badabing
Stop identifying as a pimp. You are a turd hooker with wicker teeth. Rob named you Sturd. Kaz knows you as Drools. And stop sexually harassing Facee. 😬

Get back to walking the streets, jezebel. pimp

Here's the paperwork you requested. There's a tree fiddy filing fee.

You’ve already said you have a pimp, you yourself admitted it. I named Rob, Robturd ages ago so he decided to name Sturd. I would never sexually harass Donald, there’s not a part of him that hasn’t touched your butthole 😘
And I already called you a turd hooker Queen so get back to your corner and earn me my tree fiddy, wench pimp

Broly Deuce, aka Sturd Drools, is upset. 🙁 He should fill out the butthurt report. 👆

A good pimp slapping will cure him of being upset. ✅

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Originally posted by Badabing
Broly Deuce, aka Sturd Drools, is upset. 🙁 He should fill out the butthurt report. 👆

A good pimp slapping will cure him of being upset. ✅

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Maybe you should be filling it out 👆 you admitted to having a pimp, you then got butt hurt cause I noticed it, and so you deleted it.

I bent my pimp cane by repeatedly hitting you over the head with it. I’ll fix it by repeatedly hitting you over your hooker head with it some more pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Maybe you should be filling it out 👆 you admitted to having a pimp, you then got butt hurt cause I noticed it, and so you deleted it.

I bent my pimp cane by repeatedly hitting you over the head with it. I’ll fix it by repeatedly hitting you over your hooker head with it some more pimp

Must have riled you up.

First, you lie because you're a lying poop hooker. Second, stop trying to steal my pimp cane swag. Third, your feeble arms couldn't lift a pimp cane. Last, pimping made easy...pimp