The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Robtard4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2

I’m smiling because you have no idea that you’re about to get backhanded into the vacuum of space uhuh

😂

Going from Riker's smile, I think something is happening to Badasley and that something is happening to his ass...

Can you make it and Badafy Riker as well? Will be even creepier.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Shut up, Wesley! uhuh

I’ll update your death day to today with my backhand uhuh

Only me, Raptor Bada, could make Wesley Crusher cool.

Keep sassing me and I will backhand your drooling face inside out, slap dummy. sneer

You make Wesley Crusher much worse, you deserve to be red shirt on Kirks enterprise you harlot

I will backhand you into an oncoming asteroid uhuh

Originally posted by Robtard
😂

Going from Riker's smile, I think something is happening to Badasley and that something is happening to his ass...

Can you make it and Badafy Riker as well? Will be even creepier.

Not sure I can ever forgive myself for doing this to poor Ryker

Originally posted by steverules_2
You make Wesley Crusher much worse, you deserve to be red shirt on Kirks enterprise you harlot

I will backhand you into an oncoming asteroid uhuh

Not sure I can ever forgive myself for doing this to poor Ryker

Raptor Bada, making Wesley Crusher great. 👆

Sassing me will get you backhanded across the neutral zone, slap dummy. sneer

Ryker went from a decent TNG character to a Q level awesome character!

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
you have to let me fist you as you blow cdtm first. NO Homo!

You are one nasty sissy boy 😬

I'm going to scratch up your face with my finger nails and pull your hair until you're crying mate.

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, making Wesley Crusher great. 👆

Sassing me will get you backhanded across the neutral zone, slap dummy. sneer

Ryker went from a decent TNG character to a Q level awesome character!

Didn’t think Wesley could get any worse and then you showed up 👇

I will backhand you beyond where voyager ended up uhuh

You make Ryker, Wesley levels of suckage

Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn’t think Wesley could get any worse and then you showed up 👇

I will backhand you beyond where voyager ended up uhuh

You make Ryker, Wesley levels of suckage

You are spliced with Wesley Crusher, Lt. Barclay, LoB and sparduckles DNA. Backhanding you into fluidic space will be easy for me. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are spliced with Wesley Crusher, Lt. Barclay, LoB and sparduckles DNA. Backhanding you into fluidic space will be easy for me. sneer

I am the William T Riker of this forum, you are the Wesley Turd Crusher of this forum 😬

I will backhand you into the photon torpedo bay and fire you into space uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Not sure I can ever forgive myself for doing this to poor Ryker

laughcry

Originally posted by steverules_2
I am the William T Riker of this forum, you are the Wesley Turd Crusher of this forum 😬

I will backhand you into the photon torpedo bay and fire you into space uhuh

The only Riker you could be is Thomas Riker, slap dummy. I will backhand you into the Q continuum. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The only Riker you could be is Thomas Riker, slap dummy. I will backhand you into the Q continuum. sneer

Could be, but I’m not 😐 I’m William T Riker, you shall never have a beard as magnificent as mine. I shall become a Q and backhand you in various ways uhuh

Thomas Riker was last seen in a Cardassian prison camp.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Could be, but I’m not 😐 I’m William T Riker, you shall never have a beard as magnificent as mine. I shall become a Q and backhand you in various ways uhuh
Be quiet Thomas Sturd Riker, aka the Bada slap dummy. I will backhand into a Borg drone. Resistance is futile. durofborg

sneer

Originally posted by Robtard
Thomas Riker was last seen in a Cardassian prison camp.
A fitting end.

For Stevie too?

Originally posted by Badabing
Be quiet Thomas Sturd Riker, aka the Bada slap dummy. I will backhand into a Borg drone. Resistance is futile. durofborg

sneer A fitting end.

Shut up Wesley! I will backhand you, the Borg turd Queen uhuh

You’ll be spreading your buttcheeks in that Cardassian prison, hussy

Originally posted by steverules_2
Shut up Wesley! I will backhand you, the Borg turd Queen uhuh

You’ll be spreading your buttcheeks in that Cardassian prison, hussy

You are the Wesley Crusher of KMC. It's KMC cannon, slap dummy.

Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of here with that, slap dummy. If anything you're the Wesley Crusher of KMC. 😬

I will quantum torpedo backhand you. sneer

sneer
Originally posted by Robtard
For Stevie too?
Rura Penthe is where Sturd Drools belongs.

Originally posted by Badabing
You are the Wesley Crusher of KMC. It's KMC cannon, slap dummy.

sneer Rura Penthe is where Sturd Drools belongs.

Uhmmmm no 😬 I’m the William T Riker of KMC

I will backhand you with my majestic beard and destroy your feeble turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Uhmmmm no 😬 I’m the William T Riker of KMC

I will backhand you with my majestic beard and destroy your feeble turd body uhuh

Keep quiet Wesley. Doctor Crusher is a ginger and so are you. Now silence yourself slap dummy before I backhand a ginger to the grave. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep quiet Wesley. Doctor Crusher is a ginger and so are you. Now silence yourself slap dummy before I backhand a ginger to the grave. sneer

Shut up Wesley! He’s got grey hair like you biscuits I will backhand you into the sun uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing

sneer Rura Penthe is where Sturd Drools belongs.

That's where Kirk made out with a transsexual alien.