The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
Shut up Wesley! He’s got grey hair like you biscuits I will backhand you into the sun uhuh
You're Wesley Crusher, slap dummy. Keep sassing me and I will backhand you into the DS9 wormhole. sneer
Originally posted by Robtard
That's where Kirk made out with a transsexual alien.
That's Drools' lifelong dream.

Originally posted by Badabing
You're Wesley Crusher, slap dummy. Keep sassing me and I will backhand you into the DS9 wormhole. sneer That's Drools' lifelong dream.

You’re Wesley, I already proved it, it’s KMC canon. I will backhand you into the Klingon prison showers uhuh

Being like Kirk? mhmm no I’m more like Riker, you’re fulfilling your dream Wesley. Now shut up.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re Wesley, I already proved it, it’s KMC canon. I will backhand you into the Klingon prison showers uhuh

Being like Kirk? mhmm no I’m more like Riker, you’re fulfilling your dream Wesley. Now shut up.

You copied Wesley from me. Accept that you're the KMC Wesley Crusher, slap dummy.
Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re Wesley, I already proved it, it’s KMC canon. I will backhand you into the Klingon prison showers uhuh

Being like Kirk? mhmm no I’m more like Riker, you’re fulfilling your dream Wesley. Now shut up.

I will backhand you to Ceti Alpha V and let those earworms destroy you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You copied Wesley from me. Accept that you're the KMC Wesley Crusher, slap dummy. I will backhand you to Ceti Alpha V and let those earworms destroy you. sneer

Why’d you quote me twice? 😬

I already told you I’m the Riker of KMC. You’re the Wesley Crusher, the gif proves it. Now accept your role and shut up Wesley!

I will warp drive backhand you and destroy you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Why’d you quote me twice? 😬

I already told you I’m the Riker of KMC. You’re the Wesley Crusher, the gif proves it. Now accept your role and shut up Wesley!

I will warp drive backhand you and destroy you uhuh

The forum was glitching on my tablet. Thanks for updating the forums Raz.

I invented calling you the KMC Wesley, slap dummy. And I'm also Riker in the gif. Keep being a things maker upper and I'll time warp backhand you around the sun so I can backhand you again and again! sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The forum was glitching on my tablet. Thanks for updating the forums Raz.

I invented calling you the KMC Wesley, slap dummy. And I'm also Riker in the gif. Keep being a things maker upper and I'll time warp backhand you around the sun so I can backhand you again and again! sneer

That was a twilight episode of Star Trek where KMC Wesley, you, made everyone look like him. I’m the William T Riker of KMC. I already called. Now shut up Wesley before I bring down the might of the federation on your face with my backhand uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
That was a twilight episode of Star Trek where KMC Wesley, you, made everyone look like him. I’m the William T Riker of KMC. I already called. Now shut up Wesley before I bring down the might of the federation on your face with my backhand uhuh
You are Wesley Crusher, Wesley. I called it. I may let you dress as Thomas Riker for Halloween. mmm

The Federation is for ducks and pansies. I will backhand you with the power of the Terran Empire, slap dummy.sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Wesley Crusher, Wesley. I called it. I may let you dress as Thomas Riker for Halloween. mmm

The Federation is for ducks and pansies. I will backhand you with the power of the Terran Empire, slap dummy.sneer

Shut up Wesley! I’m William T Riker, I have a majestic beard to prove it.

I will backhand you with a backhand so powerful it would destroy even the Q and Terran Empire uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Shut up Wesley! I’m William T Riker, I have a majestic beard to prove it.

I will backhand you with a backhand so powerful it would destroy even the Q and Terran Empire uhuh

If anything, my name is Westley, slap dummy. 👆

Now be quiet Ensign Crusher before you get backhanded to the kid's table again. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
If anything, my name is Westley, slap dummy. 👆

Now be quiet Ensign Crusher before you get backhanded to the kid's table again. sneer

Brad Westley Bada?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Brad Westley Bada?
Westley from the Princess Bride.

Originally posted by Badabing
Westley from the Princess Bride.
Ahh O.K. I thought you meant the villain from Roadhouse.

Originally posted by Badabing
If anything, my name is Westley, slap dummy. 👆

Now be quiet Ensign Crusher before you get backhanded to the kid's table again. sneer

Shut up Wesley! You’re the least favourite character on TV

I’ll backhand you right off the enterprise into space uhuh

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Ahh O.K. I thought you meant the villain from Roadhouse.
There are only 2 people to be from Roadhouse: Dalton and Wade.
Originally posted by steverules_2
Shut up Wesley! You’re the least favourite character on TV

I’ll backhand you right off the enterprise into space uhuh

Shut up Mr. Crusher. I will backhand you to a Ferengi ship for about tree fiddy in gold pressed latinum, slap dummy. There you will become a Ferengi dabo girl. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
There are only 2 people to be from Roadhouse: Dalton and Wade. Shut up Mr. Crusher. I will backhand you to a Ferengi ship for about tree fiddy in gold pressed latinum, slap dummy. There you will become a Ferengi dabo girl. sneer
we're both older than San Elliot was when Roadhouse was made Bada 🙁

Originally posted by Badabing
Shut up Mr. Crusher. I will backhand you to a Ferengi ship for about tree fiddy in gold pressed latinum, slap dummy. There you will become a Ferengi dabo girl. sneer

That’s Mr. Riker to you, I’m your superior cadette and don’t you forget it. I’ll backhand you to the Klingons prisons where you’ll clean the toilets and spread your anus cheeks for them to make pleasure in uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
That’s Mr. Riker to you, I’m your superior cadette and don’t you forget it. I’ll backhand you to the Klingons prisons where you’ll clean the toilets and spread your anus cheeks for them to make pleasure in uhuh
Riker is a beta cuck who wouldn't take promotions to captain, young Wesley

I've set my phaser to backhand, slap dummy. And get out of here with your perversions. sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2
That’s Mr. Riker to you, I’m your superior cadette and don’t you forget it. I’ll backhand you to the Klingons prisons where you’ll clean the toilets and spread your anus cheeks for them to make pleasure in uhuh
if you wipe properly you can avoid Klingons no matter your diet.

I have successfully bullied Sturd Drools, the Wesley Crusher of KMC and my slap dummy, from this thread. 😎

Originally posted by Badabing
Riker is a beta cuck who wouldn't take promotions to captain, young Wesley

I've set my phaser to backhand, slap dummy. And get out of here with your perversions. sneer

I’ll backhand you right out of the airlock uhuh