The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a sparduckled universal turd Queen, I shall backhand you just for fun uhuh
Are you flapping that wicker filled slap trap again? A fresh backhand will remedy things. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Are you flapping that wicker filled slap trap again? A fresh backhand will remedy things. sneer

I will backhand you to extinction uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a sparduckled universal turd Queen, I shall backhand you just for fun uhuh
You will do nothing but be a slap dummy for my backhand, Drools. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but be a slap dummy for my backhand, Drools. sneer

I will be too busy backhanding you for your fantasies to come true uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will be too busy backhanding you for your fantasies to come true uhuh
My backhand will put you out of your misery, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
My backhand will put you out of your misery, slap dummy. sneer

I will snap your turd hands off with ease and then backhand you with them uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will snap your turd hands off with ease and then backhand you with them uhuh
I just flushed your twin down the commode. You're next. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I just flushed your twin down the commode. You're next. sneer

I will backhand you until I am bored and you will thank me for it uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you until I am bored and you will thank me for it uhuh
I will backhand the turducken feathers and sparkles from your wicker toothed mouth. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the turducken feathers and sparkles from your wicker toothed mouth. sneer

I will backhand those turd nuggets you call teeth right of your whore mouth uhuh

How does one chew their food if they have turd-teeth?

Originally posted by Robtard
How does one chew their food if they have turd-teeth?

He liquidises his food

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand those turd nuggets you call teeth right of your whore mouth uhuh
More lies from the besparkled turducken slap dummy.
Originally posted by steverules_2
He liquidises his food
Keep sassing and my backhand will liquidise you. sneer

Bada's going to eat Steve.

He wishes

Originally posted by Badabing
More lies from the besparkled turducken slap dummy. Keep sassing and my backhand will liquidise you. sneer

I will backhand the Fecees DNA from your whore mouth uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
He wishes

I will backhand the Fecees DNA from your whore mouth uhuh

I only wish you'd stay flushed.

Originally posted by Badabing
I only wish you'd stay flushed.

I wish you’d stay bullied away, turd slag uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I wish you’d stay bullied away, turd slag uhuh
You must be wishing for a fresh backhand, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be wishing for a fresh backhand, slap dummy. sneer

I shall backhand you into a black hole so you may be crushed into turd dust uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I shall backhand you into a black hole so you may be crushed into turd dust uhuh
You will do nothing but be target practice for my backhand, slap dummy. sneer