The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but be target practice for my backhand, slap dummy. sneer

I don’t need target practice, my backhand will always connect with your stupid poop head uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I don’t need target practice, my backhand will always connect with your stupid poop head uhuh
You are Sturd Drools, the turd queen of the wicker people. And you are also my slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Sturd Drools, the turd queen of the wicker people. And you are also my slap dummy. sneer

An 80% blockage to your heart, I’m surprised you have a heart mhmm, will be the least of your worries when I come to the hospital and start backhanding you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
An 80% blockage to your heart, I’m surprised you have a heart mhmm, will be the least of your worries when I come to the hospital and start backhanding you uhuh
Nurse Brie is here to protect me from wicker toothed turd queens. 👆

It looks like the damage was caused when my appendix ruptured and I had the infection run through my body while it drained out. I was very lucky to catch this so early. I was awake for the procedure. They run a catheter up your vein, check for blockage. If they find it they use the baloon and stint. Took less and 45 minutes.

Originally posted by Badabing
Nurse Brie is here to protect me from wicker toothed turd queens. 👆

It looks like the damage was caused when my appendix ruptured and I had the infection run through my body while it drained out. I was very lucky to catch this so early. I was awake for the procedure. They run a catheter up your vein, check for blockage. If they find it they use the baloon and stint. Took less and 45 minutes.

Does nurse Brie know you’re a universal royal turd? Just like you to hide behind a woman uhuh

Shoulda let me backhand that blockage out, woulda taken less time and only cost about tree fiddy biscuits at least they found it and sorted it out

Originally posted by steverules_2
Does nurse Brie know you’re a universal royal turd? Just like you to hide behind a woman uhuh

Shoulda let me backhand that blockage out, woulda taken less time and only cost about tree fiddy biscuits at least they found it and sorted it out

She recognized me from the gym when I was on the operating table. She said she would gladly backhand you as hre slap dummy. sneer

The artery that was blocked is called the widow maker. That's also the name of my backhand.

Originally posted by Badabing
She recognized me from the gym when I was on the operating table. She said she would gladly backhand you as hre slap dummy. sneer

The artery that was blocked is called the widow maker. That's also the name of my backhand.


You need a widow maker slap a drools sig.

Glad you're doing better 👆

I'll send Drools in to clean your ass before you go home.

You’re doing a good job cleaning his ass with your beak shoved so far up there

Originally posted by Badabing
She recognized me from the gym when I was on the operating table. She said she would gladly backhand you as hre slap dummy. sneer

The artery that was blocked is called the widow maker. That's also the name of my backhand.

“Her” 🙄

Her backhand would be stronger than your wimp hands, I’ll backhand your turd body to dust and then you won’t have to worry about heart blocks ever again uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
You need a widow maker slap a drools sig.

Glad you're doing better 👆

I'll send Drools in to clean your ass before you go home.

That sig might be too horrible even for KMC.
Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re doing a good job cleaning his ass with your beak shoved so far up there

“Her” 🙄

Her backhand would be stronger than your wimp hands, I’ll backhand your turd body to dust and then you won’t have to worry about heart blocks ever again uhuh

I'm sorry Drools, did my post heart surgery typo irk and vex you? biscuits

I'm about to block life from your wicker toothed head, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
That sig might be too horrible even for KMC. I'm sorry Drools, did my post heart surgery typo irk and vex you? biscuits

I'm about to block life from your wicker toothed head, slap dummy. sneer

Post sex change surgery is no excuse for your typos biscuits

I will backhand your turd heart from your turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Post sex change surgery is no excuse for your typos biscuits

I will backhand your turd heart from your turd body uhuh

Keep me out of your laser brained fantasies, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep me out of your laser brained fantasies, slap dummy. sneer

I hope they put a penis on your head again uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I hope they put a penis on your head again uhuh
😂 that was a good one!

Originally posted by Badabing
Nurse Brie is here to protect me from wicker toothed turd queens. 👆

It looks like the damage was caused when my appendix ruptured and I had the infection run through my body while it drained out. I was very lucky to catch this so early. I was awake for the procedure. They run a catheter up your vein, check for blockage. If they find it they use the baloon and stint. Took less and 45 minutes.

Hope you recover soon Bada in seriousness. Be safe mate!

Originally posted by steverules_2
I hope they put a penis on your head again uhuh

Wouldn't it be hard for you to suck two off at the same time? 😕

Originally posted by Facee
Wouldn't it be hard for you to suck two off at the same time? 😕

Keep me out of your gay raptor erotica novels phag 😬 go back to pecking at Binks’ butt hole

Originally posted by steverules_2
I hope they put a penis on your head again uhuh
It was boobs they put on my head. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
It was boobs they put on my head. sneer

Was hoping to find something on reface but there’s nothing

Originally posted by steverules_2
Was hoping to find something on reface but there’s nothing
Reface must be crutin then. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Reface must be crutin then. sneer

Yes, it’s an Italian cheese uhuh