The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a dunderhead. Luckily my backhand curse that too. 👆

Best. Village. Ever. 😐

You keep your curses away from me

I will backhand the turd DNA from your body, all that’ll be left is some feathers and glitter uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You keep your curses away from me

I will backhand the turd DNA from your body, all that’ll be left is some feathers and glitter uhuh

No. You will be Bada cursed.

But first you will take a fresh backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
No. You will be Bada cursed.

But first you will take a fresh backhand. sneer

Not if I curse you first biscuits

You’ll be taking your place in a fresh grave when I backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Not if I curse you first biscuits

You’ll be taking your place in a fresh grave when I backhand you to death uhuh

You're about to catch a terminal case of backhand-itis, Drools. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're about to catch a terminal case of backhand-itis, Drools. sneer

I will asteroid backhand you into a skid mark on the pavement uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will asteroid backhand you into a skid mark on the pavement uhuh
I will TP backhand into a skid mark on some besparkled underwear. sneer

I will backhand the life from your turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the life from your turd body uhuh
You have wicker teeth and crap for brains. Backhanding you into oblivion would be mercy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You have wicker teeth and crap for brains. Backhanding you into oblivion would be mercy. sneer

I’m going to backhand you into space uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m going to backhand you into space uhuh
You won't do anything except be a good little slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You won't do anything except be a good little slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand your turd face is what I’ll do uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd face is what I’ll do uhuh
I will backhand you into an early grave. The world will pay me about tree fiddy for ending you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you into an early grave. The world will pay me about tree fiddy for ending you. sneer

You’ll never end me, I shall backhand you for an eternity uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll never end me, I shall backhand you for an eternity uhuh
You are Wicker the Poo, a slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Wicker the Poo, a slap dummy. sneer

You’re a universal turd Queen and live in a sewer kingdom uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a universal turd Queen and live in a sewer kingdom uhuh
Then I must be a Ninja Turtle, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Then I must be a Ninja Turtle, slap dummy. sneer

You’re a sewer turd, Craptor uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a sewer turd, Craptor uhuh
You are sewer crutin, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are sewer crutin, slap dummy. sneer

You’re an Italian poo cheese uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re an Italian poo cheese uhuh
The kids used to chant "sewer crutin" outside your house. sneer