The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
You could be wearing the Infinity Gauntlet and your backhand would be nothing but a slight breeze to me. sneer

My weakest attempt of a backhand would disintegrate you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
My weakest attempt of a backhand would disintegrate you uhuh
Your turding body has the consistency of chunky peanut butter. I will backhand you down the commode, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your turding body has the consistency of chunky peanut butter. I will backhand you down the commode, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand the turd tiara from head, stab you in the pink eye with it and then backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the turd tiara from head, stab you in the pink eye with it and then backhand you to death uhuh
I am going to backhand the besparkled feathers out of your drooling mouth, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I am going to backhand the besparkled feathers out of your drooling mouth, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand your turd nugget teeth from your turd beak uhuh

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I wouldn’t be dating the daughter of the CEO of Macy’s if I had a small cock.

The best post Broly ever posted, it is the funniest thing he ever said 😐

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I wouldn’t be dating the daughter of the CEO of Macy’s if I had a small cock.
waaaaaaaat 😂

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd nugget teeth from your turd beak uhuh

The best post Broly ever posted, it is the funniest thing he ever said 😐

You miss Broly. What a sad turdling you have become.

Originally posted by Badabing
You miss Broly. What a sad turdling you have become.

You won’t be missed when I backhand you into an early grave uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You won’t be missed when I backhand you into an early grave uhuh
You're an absurd turd. My backhand will take care of your nonsense. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're an absurd turd. My backhand will take care of your nonsense. sneer

I sent Drools to his room. He'll be allowed to post again tomorrow.

Originally posted by Badabing
You're an absurd turd. My backhand will take care of your nonsense. sneer

I will backhand you back into the backend of a mosquito you turd uhuh

I have successfully backhanded and bullied the turdling that is Binks back to her sewer kingdom biscuits

Wrong again slap dummy. You have successfully earned yourself a fresh backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Wrong again slap dummy. You have successfully earned yourself a fresh backhand. sneer

You have just successfully earned yourself a vacation to backhand city uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have just successfully earned yourself a vacation to backhand city uhuh
I'm the mayor of Backhand City. The person with the mightiest backhand gets to be mayor. I will backhand you and be reelected. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm the mayor of Backhand City. The person with the mightiest backhand gets to be mayor. I will backhand you and be reelected. sneer

You are the recipient of backhands and will be until I backhand you to death uhuh and then I shall come to hell and backhand you for eternity

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are the recipient of backhands and will be until I backhand you to death uhuh and then I shall come to hell and backhand you for eternity
You must be receiving brain damage from my backhands, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be receiving brain damage from my backhands, slap dummy. sneer

You’d need a brain for me to give you brain damage, but I shall continue to give you backhands to your stupid turd head uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
MOTU?
duroolio

I slap you stupider, Drools. sneer

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
waaaaaaaat 😂

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