The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
He’s got his 3 foot beak wedged firmly up your inflamed anus, Binks

You’re a turd queen and a whore Queen, I will backhand you so I can watch you cry your womanly tears uhuh

Don't try using your fake news to cover up the Duck-Drools bromance. I will backhand the duck feathers from your inflamed anus, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Don't try using your fake news to cover up the Duck-Drools bromance. I will backhand the duck feathers from your inflamed anus, slap dummy. sneer

You once admitted to being a duck lover before threatening to kick your own ass, it’s KMC canon

I will backhand the inflamed anus you have for a face, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You once admitted to being a duck lover before threatening to kick your own ass, it’s KMC canon

I will backhand the inflamed anus you have for a face, crap dummy uhuh

You speak fake news and crap. You are a crusty turd husk filled with gooey poop. I will backhand you for fun. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You speak fake news and crap. You are a crusty turd husk filled with gooey poop. I will backhand you for fun. sneer

You’re a crusty poop filled with duck goo and goo poo, I will backhand you for my amusement uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a crusty poop filled with duck goo and goo poo, I will backhand you for my amusement uhuh
Go duck yourself before I backhand you, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Go duck yourself before I backhand you, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand you into outer space uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into outer space uhuh
I will backhand you to the void. sneer

I have successfully bullied the duck and Drools from this thread.

I hear they are nesting together. puke

He’s nesting in your butthole 😘

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you to the void. sneer

I will backhand you out of existence uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
He’s nesting in your butthole 😘

I will backhand you out of existence uhuh

You're a turd slathered in duck sauce. My backhand will rid this reality of you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're a turd slathered in duck sauce. My backhand will rid this reality of you. sneer

You’re a turd slathered in duck goop. I will backhand you so hard even alternate reality versions of you will be destroyed. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a turd slathered in duck goop. I will backhand you so hard even alternate reality versions of you will be destroyed. uhuh
I will plunger backhand you down the commode because you are poop. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will plunger backhand you down the commode because you are poop. sneer

I will backhand you back to the sewer gators of Florida uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you back to the sewer gators of Florida uhuh
I will backhand you back to the pond ducks of Turdville. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you back to the pond ducks of Turdville. sneer

I will backhand you back to the colony of dung beetles uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you back to the colony of dung beetles uhuh
I will backhand back to the planet Sparkles. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand back to the planet Sparkles. sneer

I’ll backhand you to planet sparduckles uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand you to planet sparduckles uhuh
I'll backhand you back into the duck nebula. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll backhand you back into the duck nebula. sneer

I’ll backhand you back to a universe that is just ducks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand you back to a universe that is just ducks uhuh
I would backhand you to the sparduckled universe but that would please you too much. So I'll just backhand you in your taint face. sneer