The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Kazenji4,544 pages
Originally posted by Facee
I'll open hand both of you to a universe of dicks. This is a place where Rob is king and Kaz is his jester.

Get back to that island of yours's that is full of dicks on the beach.

Originally posted by Badabing
You just like getting backhanding back to your duck stop corner like a wicker toothed hussy. 👆

You are a duck lover and have an inflamed anus, I will backhand for my amusement because you’re a turd uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a duck lover and have an inflamed anus, I will backhand for my amusement because you’re a turd uhuh
A fresh Bada backhanding will knock the laser brained delusions out of your turd husk body. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
A fresh Bada backhanding will knock the laser brained delusions out of your turd husk body. sneer

You are a duck herder and a prissy tart who will be getting an asteroid backhand to your stupid butthole face uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a duck herder and a prissy tart who will be getting an asteroid backhand to your stupid butthole face uhuh
You cough up and fart out besparkled feathers. You are a dirty hoochie who I will backhand into orbit. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You cough up and fart out besparkled feathers. You are a dirty hoochie who I will backhand into orbit. sneer

Ducks orbit your massive inflamed anus, you are a hussy and hump post for LoB. I will backhand your crusty turd body and watch it crumble into a turd dust pile uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Ducks orbit your massive inflamed anus, you are a hussy and hump post for LoB. I will backhand your crusty turd body and watch it crumble into a turd dust pile uhuh
Ducks get sucked into that black hole of a gaping anus of yours. I will backhand the Sparduckle DNA from your turd husk body. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Ducks get sucked into that black hole of a gaping anus of yours. I will backhand the Sparduckle DNA from your turd husk body. sneer

Duck planets are sucked into your inflamed black hole anus. I will backhand you just to hear your womanly screams uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Duck planets are sucked into your inflamed black hole anus. I will backhand you just to hear your womanly screams uhuh
Your black hole of a gaping anus houses a multi-verse of duck and sparkled universes, slap dummy. I will backhand your macro-anus and micro-penis turd husk body into oblivion. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your black hole of a gaping anus houses a multi-verse of duck and sparkled universes, slap dummy. I will backhand your macro-anus and micro-penis turd husk body into oblivion. sneer

Your inflamed gaping black hole anus houses a multi verse of sparduckled semen and goop. I will backhand you, your disease infested anus and vagina into the sun uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your inflamed gaping black hole anus houses a multi verse of sparduckled semen and goop. I will backhand you, your disease infested anus and vagina into the sun uhuh
Get out of here with your plagiarism, slap dummy. I will shatter your turd husk body, taint face and ass mouth with a single Bada backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of here with your plagiarism, slap dummy. I will shatter your turd husk body, taint face and ass mouth with a single Bada backhand. sneer

You’ll shatter your turd body just attempting it, backhand yourself into a fire uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll shatter your turd body just attempting it, backhand yourself into a fire uhuh
You are full of crap, literally. I will backhand you into the fire. The ducks will have their way with you, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are full of crap, literally. I will backhand you into the fire. The ducks will have their way with you, slap dummy. sneer

You have admitted to being a duck lover and you said you’d backhand yourself into a fire, KMC canon 😐

You will be backhanded for being poop uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have admitted to being a duck lover and you said you’d backhand yourself into a fire, KMC canon 😐

You will be backhanded for being poop uhuh

I will backhand you and your gif sorcery down the cosmic commode. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your gif sorcery down the cosmic commode. sneer

You are a poop and shall be backhand banished back to commode realm from whence you came uhuh

Originally posted by Kazenji
Get back to that island of yours's that is full of dicks on the beach.

Shouldn't you be prepping dicks for Rob to ride? 😬

Originally posted by Facee
I'll open hand both of you to a universe of dicks. This is a place where Rob is king and Kaz is his jester.
You're a dirty duck who regularly gets bullied by Rob and Kaz.
Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a poop and shall be backhand banished back to commode realm from whence you came uhuh
I will send you, Dr. Poo, and your Turdis packing with my Bada backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're a dirty duck who regularly gets bullied by Rob and Kaz. I will send you, Dr. Poo, and your Turdis packing with my Bada backhand. sneer

You know me so well 🙁

Originally posted by Facee
You know me so well 🙁
Luckily not as well as Drools does. 😘