The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ve backhanded you into being deluded again, no worries, I shall backhand the delusions from your stupid turd head uhuh
I don't know how me bullying and backhanding you gives you delusions of grandeur. I will backhand you into carbonite. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I don't know how me bullying and backhanding you gives you delusions of grandeur. I will backhand you into carbonite. sneer

I will backhand you into a turd fossil uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into a turd fossil uhuh
Sassing me will get you backhanded into duck guano. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Sassing me will get you backhanded into duck guano. sneer

Get back to the duck pond and earn me my tree fiddy or I shall backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Get back to the duck pond and earn me my tree fiddy or I shall backhand you uhuh
Get out of here with your fake news, butt beard and taint face before I backhand you senseless. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, successfully bullying Sturd Drools since 2006. 😎

My bullying powers are unmatched. Sturd has been sent scampering back to his duck stop corner.

Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of here with your fake news, butt beard and taint face before I backhand you senseless. sneer

You have a poop moustache and fart breath. You are a huge turd and a prissy little tart who goes scampering whenever I threaten him with a backhand uhuh pimp

This is you

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have a poop moustache and fart breath. You are a huge turd and a prissy little tart who goes scampering whenever I threaten him with a backhand uhuh pimp

This is you

I will backhand you for being a lying turd husk, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you for being a lying turd husk, slap dummy. sneer

You shut your whore mouth before I backhand that stupid turd moustache from your stupid face uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You shut your whore mouth before I backhand that stupid turd moustache from your stupid face uhuh
Your are Butt Beard, the duck pirate. And I'm here to backhand you to oblivion. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your are Butt Beard, the duck pirate. And I'm here to backhand you to oblivion. sneer

‘your are’ durpalm

You’re a pirate hussy and I will backhand you over board uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
‘your are’ durpalm

You’re a pirate hussy and I will backhand you over board uhuh

I will backhand your hoochie husk body off the duck pirate plank, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your hoochie husk body off the duck pirate plank, slap dummy. sneer

You would be on a duck pirate ship 😬 no doubt polishing their beaks with your inflamed butthole

I’ll backhand you into shark infested waters uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You would be on a duck pirate ship 😬 no doubt polishing their beaks with your inflamed butthole

I’ll backhand you into shark infested waters uhuh

You said you would backhand me over board, slap dummy. duroolio

Now back to the reality of me backhanding your ass mouth from your taint face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You said you would backhand me over board, slap dummy. duroolio

Now back to the reality of me backhanding your ass mouth from your taint face. sneer

Never said I was on a duck pirate ship though ermm1 that was your fantasy where duck pirates raid your butthole

That’s another fantasy of yours, the reality is in fact me backhanding you into an early grave uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Never said I was on a duck pirate ship though ermm1 that was your fantasy where duck pirates raid your butthole

That’s another fantasy of yours, the reality is in fact me backhanding you into an early grave uhuh

I said you were and what I say about you is truth, slap dummy.

I will backhand your butt bearded taint face inside out. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I said you were and what I say about you is truth, slap dummy.

I will backhand your butt bearded taint face inside out. sneer

No you’re a lying poop with a hooker mouth

I will backhand your turd head from your turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
No you’re a lying poop with a hooker mouth

I will backhand your turd head from your turd body uhuh

You're full of crap and besparkled feathers. I will backhand you down the commode. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're full of crap and besparkled feathers. I will backhand you down the commode. sneer

You have a crusty turd body with goop poop filling and sparduckled goop in your inflamed butthole. I will backhand you into a black hole uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have a crusty turd body with goop poop filling and sparduckled goop in your inflamed butthole. I will backhand you into a black hole uhuh
I will casually backhand you when I'm bored because you're a slap dummy. sneer