The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
I will casually backhand you when I'm bored because you're a slap dummy. sneer

Your make up is smudged all over your whore face, I will backhand you because it amuses me to watch the tears roll down down your face and the pis$ rolling down your legs uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your make up is smudged all over your whore face, I will backhand you because it amuses me to watch the tears roll down down your face and the pis$ rolling down your legs uhuh
You have a vivid imagination. A fresh Bada backhand will knock those ridiculous notions out of your crap brain, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You have a vivid imagination. A fresh Bada backhand will knock those ridiculous notions out of your crap brain, slap dummy. sneer

A fresh asteroid backhand will knock your turd nugget teeth right out of your stupid head uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
A fresh asteroid backhand will knock your turd nugget teeth right out of your stupid head uhuh
Brave words coming from a princess with a turd husk body. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Brave words coming from a princess with a turd husk body. sneer

You’ll be a queen with a broken crusty poop body when I backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be a queen with a broken crusty poop body when I backhand you uhuh
You will be nothing after I retcon backhand you from existence. sneer

I heard from a reliable source that on the first day of Christmas Sturd got a bare knuckled backhand slap from Bada while Sturd was sitting in a pear tree.

Is this true!?

Originally posted by Robtard
I heard from a reliable source that on the first day of Christmas Sturd got a bare knuckled backhand slap from Bada while Sturd was sitting in a pear tree.

Is this true!?

It's 100% true and KMC canon. 👆

Poor sturd 🙁

Get back to the duck pond phaggot

Originally posted by Badabing
You will be nothing after I retcon backhand you from existence. sneer

It’s KMC canon that I can kill anything so I will end your poo life with my backhand uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Get back to the duck pond phaggot

It’s KMC canon that I can kill anything so I will end your poo life with my backhand uhuh

I won't retcon backhand you from existence just yet so I can give you a bare knuckled backhand slap on the first day of Christmas. sneer

You all suck.

Yeah but Bada swallows 😐

Originally posted by Badabing
I won't retcon backhand you from existence just yet so I can give you a bare knuckled backhand slap on the first day of Christmas. sneer

You’ll be getting a lump of coal and a backhand for Christmas you prissy little tart uhuh

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Originally posted by Blakemore
You all suck.
Drools charges about tree fiddy for that and he's under my management, Blakeless. pimp
Originally posted by steverules_2
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You spread fake news more than you spread your inflamed anus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools charges about tree fiddy for that and he's under my management, Blakeless. pimp You spread fake news more than you spread your inflamed anus. sneer

Spreading fake news like you spread your inflamed anus down at the duck pond. I control you with my pimp backhand, whorebreaker, and it’ll break you like always, Binks. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Spreading fake news like you spread your inflamed anus down at the duck pond. I control you with my pimp backhand, whorebreaker, and it’ll break you like always, Binks. uhuh pimp
I will backhand the fake news from your turd husk body and the duck Mudd from your eye, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the fake news from your turd husk body and the duck Mudd from your eye, slap dummy. sneer

I made your Mudd sig, Binks. I also made you scream like a woman when I backhanded you, I shall do it again. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I made your Mudd sig, Binks. I also made you scream like a woman when I backhanded you, I shall do it again. uhuh
You made what? 🤨

That's a 100% Badabing sig. Just like the cat meme was mine. 😎

I will retcon backhand you into Snarf from Thundercats. sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2
I made your Mudd sig, Binks. I also made you scream like a woman when I backhanded you, I shall do it again. uhuh

Sturd like making men scream like women. 😘 Sick phuck!

Now go back to eating nuts by an open fire under the pear tree, sissy.