The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
You smell of poop, duck and tears. I will backhand you into space where your odor will be safely contained. sneer

You have fart breath and are a poop. I will backhand tears from your pink eyes uhuh

Time for a breakup:

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Does Steve know?

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have fart breath and are a poop. I will backhand tears from your pink eyes uhuh
You are my slap dummy. Shut your ass mouth so I can backhand your taint face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are my slap dummy. Shut your ass mouth so I can backhand your taint face. sneer

You spread lies like you spread your inflamed buttocks down at the duck pond. You shut your whore mouth when I backhand you and open it again when you’re at the truck stop glory hole uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You spread lies like you spread your inflamed buttocks down at the duck pond. You shut your whore mouth when I backhand you and open it again when you’re at the truck stop glory hole uhuh
I speak truth you besparkled duck lover. I will backhand you to your ducker stop corner. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I speak truth you besparkled duck lover. I will backhand you to your ducker stop corner. sneer

You preach your fake poop news from you commode throne. You are a poop queen and I will backhand your turd nugget tiara off your stupid head uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You preach your fake poop news from you commode throne. You are a poop queen and I will backhand your turd nugget tiara off your stupid head uhuh
I will backhand the sass and crap from your ass mouth then sell you Tribbles for about tree fiddy each. sneer

I know you two queens miss sparkles. Its obvious

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the sass and crap from your ass mouth then sell you Tribbles for about tree fiddy each. sneer

‘sell you Tribbles’ durpalm

I will backhand you into the sun to be rid of you forever uhuh

Steverules has **** in his sig.

Originally posted by steverules_2
‘sell you Tribbles’ durpalm

I will backhand you into the sun to be rid of you forever uhuh

Yes. Harry Mudd sells Tribbles. I will sell Tribbles to you for about tree fiddy.

Maybe you need a fresh Bada backhand to knock some sense into your crap brain? mmm

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes. Harry Mudd sells Tribbles. I will sell Tribbles to you for about tree fiddy.

Maybe you need a fresh Bada backhand to knock some sense into your crap brain? mmm

sneer

You’ll be selling your turd whore body for tree fiddy down at the duck pond

I’ll backhand your turd nugget dentures from that fake news spreading mouth of yours uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be selling your turd whore body for tree fiddy down at the duck pond

I’ll backhand your turd nugget dentures from that fake news spreading mouth of yours uhuh

I will backhand your turd husk body into Blakeless and annihilate you both. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd husk body into Blakeless and annihilate you both. sneer

I’d backhand you into Donald but he’s already in you 😘

I’ll backhand annihilate you both separately uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’d backhand you into Donald but he’s already in you 😘

I’ll backhand annihilate you both separately uhuh

You are daffy because you're a duck. I will backhand you and your sick crap brain out of this reality. sneer

And second Stringer will get slapped around for my amusement.

Originally posted by Badabing
You are daffy because you're a duck. I will backhand you and your sick crap brain out of this reality. sneer

You’re a turd with duck DNA in your inflamed butthole. I’ll backhand you so hard your crusty turd body will disintegrate along with your goop poop filling. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a turd with duck DNA in your inflamed butthole. I’ll backhand you so hard your crusty turd body will disintegrate along with your goop poop filling. uhuh
Your inflamed anus is a wretched hive of duck scum and besparkled villainy. Backhanding you off the planet is my civic responsibility, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your inflamed anus is a wretched hive of duck scum and besparkled villainy. Backhanding you off the planet is my civic responsibility, slap dummy. sneer

As your pimp it’s my duty to backhand you and as my whore it’s your duty to take it and earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
As your pimp it’s my duty to backhand you and as my whore it’s your duty to take it and earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
What color is the sky in your fantasy land? Worry not slap dummy, my Bada backhand will slap you back to reality. 👆

sneer