The Blue Oyster Bar

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Originally posted by Kazenji
Stop trying to woo me if your love songs, It's not gonna work that way.

I will submit 😐

Please don't hurt my family 🙁

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the sparduckled feathers from your hooker body, slap hoochie. sneer

I will backhand your hooker mouth shut, you may only open it when servicing uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your hooker mouth shut, you may only open it when servicing uhuh pimp
You will do nothing but earn me tree fiddy and attend your meetings for abused hookers. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but earn me tree fiddy and attend your meetings for abused hookers. sneer

I go to pimp meetings, my pimp backhand is the most powerful biscuits so you better get back to earning me my tree fiddy, hoochie uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I go to pimp meetings, my pimp backhand is the most powerful biscuits so you better get back to earning me my tree fiddy, hoochie uhuh
You are a battered hooker. I know this because I batter you with my Bada backhand. This is what makes you my slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a battered hooker. I know this because I batter you with my Bada backhand. This is what makes you my slap hoochie. sneer

More fake news from the deluded hooker turd that is Craptor Binks. I will backhand the delusions from your stupid turd head. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
More fake news from the deluded hooker turd that is Craptor Binks. I will backhand the delusions from your stupid turd head. uhuh
You are Poop Deck Crappy, boat hooker of the duck pond. A Bada backhand will motivate you to get earning. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Poop Deck Crappy, boat hooker of the duck pond. A Bada backhand will motivate you to get earning. sneer

You are a duck pirate hooker and I will backhand you off the plank and into the duck pond to offer your services to the ducks of the pond. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a duck pirate hooker and I will backhand you off the plank and into the duck pond to offer your services to the ducks of the pond. uhuh
You will do nothing but perform your boat hooker duties, above and below deck, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but perform your boat hooker duties, above and below deck, slap hoochie. sneer

You will do nothing but await my backhand across your turd cheek uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will do nothing but await my backhand across your turd cheek uhuh
I will backhand you at my leisure for fun. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you at my leisure for fun. sneer

I will backhand you and your poop smell into the vacuum of space uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

I have sent Binks scurrying back to his corner at the duck pond so he can get to earning me my tree fiddy with his “services” pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you and your poop smell into the vacuum of space uhuh
I will backhand you right into your commode condo because you have an ass mouth and corn dentures. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you right into your commode condo because you have an ass mouth and corn dentures. sneer

I will backhand you into your brown portapoo RV so you can go earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into your brown portapoo RV so you can go earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
You again? duroolio

Run along boy before my Bada backhand seeks out your taint face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You again? duroolio

Run along boy before my Bada backhand seeks out your taint face. sneer

You don’t forget to copy my insults though ermm1

I’ll do a running backhand straight to your tarted up turd face uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You don’t forget to copy my insults though ermm1

I’ll do a running backhand straight to your tarted up turd face uhuh

It's a Doc Holliday insult you plagiarizing piece of poop. I will backhand your stupid face off your hooker body. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
It's a Doc Holliday insult you plagiarizing piece of poop. I will backhand your stupid face off your hooker body. sneer

I will turn your turd body into turd dust when I backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will turn your turd body into turd dust when I backhand you uhuh
I will break the law of conservation of matter when I backhand you into nothingness. sneer