The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
I will break the law of conservation of matter when I backhand you into nothingness. sneer

The only law you’re breaking is when you’re selling your “services” and earning me tree fiddy pimpuhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only law you’re breaking is when you’re selling your “services” and earning me tree fiddy pimpuhuh
The breaking will be my Bada backhand breaking your taint face, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The breaking will be my Bada backhand breaking your taint face, slap hoochie. sneer

Your crap hand will be breaking when I backhand your turd body and break you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your crap hand will be breaking when I backhand your turd body and break you uhuh
My Bada backhand will enjoy playing slap a hoe on your hooker face, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
My Bada backhand will enjoy playing slap a hoe on your hooker face, slap hoochie. sneer

My backhand, whore breaker, will enjoy breaking you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
My backhand, whore breaker, will enjoy breaking you uhuh
Originally posted by Badabing
The breaking will be my Bada backhand breaking your taint face, slap hoochie. sneer
Originally posted by steverules_2
My backhand, whore breaker, will enjoy breaking you uhuh

The only other breaking around here is your hoochie broke back. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The only other breaking around here is your hoochie broke back. sneer

I’ll break your entire hoochie turd body when I backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll break your entire hoochie turd body when I backhand you uhuh
I will backhand you and shatter your entire poop skeletal system, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and shatter your entire poop skeletal system, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand you into nothing, not even one of your turd atoms will remain uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into nothing, not even one of your turd atoms will remain uhuh
I will retcon backhand you from existence. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will retcon backhand you from existence. sneer

No you won’t because you will have been backhanded to nothing uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
No you won’t because you will have been backhanded to nothing uhuh
Silly Drools, your backhand is nothing. Now shut your turd trap before I backhand it shut. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Silly Drools, your backhand is nothing. Now shut your turd trap before I backhand it shut. sneer

I will backhand you back to the duck pond to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you back to the duck pond to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
Sassing me will get your ass mouth backhanded to the other side of your taint face, sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Sassing me will get your ass mouth backhanded to the other side of your taint face, sneer

I will always sass you while I’m slapping you, tart uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will always sass you while I’m slapping you, tart uhuh
Stop talking nonsense and fake news, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Stop talking nonsense and fake news, slap hoochie. sneer

You are a lying little tart. Go put your assless chaps on, Donald wants to ride you for tree fiddy. uhuhpimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a lying little tart. Go put your assless chaps on, Donald wants to ride you for tree fiddy. uhuhpimp
You're a piece of crap with a sick mind. I will backhand you because it's God's work. sneer