The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your inflamed anus out of this timeline, because I'm a Slap Lord. sneer

You’re a slapped lord, you will be backhanded by me and you will thank me for it uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a slapped lord, you will be backhanded by me and you will thank me for it uhuh
I will backhand you and your turdis into the abyss. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your turdis into the abyss. sneer

I backhand your turd nugget teeth on fire and bring some hot dogs, beers and marshmallows. And if you start to go out I’ll throw another log on. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I backhand your turd nugget teeth on fire and bring some hot dogs, beers and marshmallows. And if you start to go out I’ll throw another log on. uhuh
You have an endless supply of "logs" because you're a buttocks log. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You have an endless supply of "logs" because you're a buttocks log. sneer

I will backhand your turd nugget teeth from your mouth, it amuses me to see you scurry around on your knees looking to see where they scattered. Instead of looking for your teeth get on your knees and help Donald find his penis for tree fiddy. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd nugget teeth from your mouth, it amuses me to see you scurry around on your knees looking to see where they scattered. Instead of looking for your teeth get on your knees and help Donald find his penis for tree fiddy. pimp uhuh
It's KMC canon that you kneel before Donald. I will backhand your stupid face up your gaping, inflamed anus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
It's KMC canon that you kneel before Donald. I will backhand your stupid face up your gaping, inflamed anus. sneer

It’s KMC canon that I’m your pimp and you kneel, bend and spread to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
It’s KMC canon that I’m your pimp and you kneel, bend and spread to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
You're about to get slapped with my Bada backhand cannon for spreading lies, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're about to get slapped with my Bada backhand cannon for spreading lies, slap hoochie. sneer

You’re gonna get a canon up your inflamed spread anus and earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re gonna get a canon up your inflamed spread anus and earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
You are Mr. Staypooped, the wicker mouthed hooker. I will pimp slap you around because I'm your boss. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Mr. Staypooped, the wicker mouthed hooker. I will pimp slap you around because I'm your boss. sneer

You are Mr. Staypimped, the turd nugget toothed hooker. I will pimp slap skim you across hooker lake so you can earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are Mr. Staypimped, the turd nugget toothed hooker. I will pimp slap skim you across hooker lake so you can earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh
In this scenario I'm Will Smith and you're Chris Rock, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
In this scenario I'm Will Smith and you're Chris Rock, slap dummy. sneer

Sooo I take your weak slap like a man and everyone sides with me and calls you a cuck…okay ermm1

Originally posted by steverules_2
Sooo I take your weak slap like a man and everyone sides with me and calls you a cuck…okay ermm1
You take my slap and do nothing about it except thank me.

Originally posted by Badabing
You take my slap and do nothing about it except thank me.

I’d end your existence by slapping you back, your crap hand has no effect on me uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’d end your existence by slapping you back, your crap hand has no effect on me uhuh
I will flush you with extreme prejudice. sneer

You two fools will perform gay sex for my amusement!

* wait!* 😘

Never mind

Originally posted by Facee
You two fools will perform gay sex for my amusement!

* wait!* 😘

Never mind

whatdur

Don't give Drools any ideas. osheet

Originally posted by Facee
You two fools will perform gay sex for my amusement!

* wait!* 😘

Never mind

Originally posted by Badabing
I will flush you with extreme prejudice. sneer

I will backhand you into a sarlaac pit uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2

I will backhand you into a sarlaac pit uhuh

I will slap the wicker dentures from your ass mouth. sneer