The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

I have sent that slobbering turdle neck wearing whore, Binks, scurrying back to his corner at hooker lake

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand skim your whore body across Hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy you dirty tart uhuh
You will do nothing but clean the besparkled feathers from your inflamed anus and get back to earning, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but clean the besparkled feathers from your inflamed anus and get back to earning, slap hoochie. sneer

I will backhand your turd body into nothing, the only thing left of you will be the duck goop that was dripping from between your whore legs uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd body into nothing, the only thing left of you will be the duck goop that was dripping from between your whore legs uhuh
I will backhand your turd husk body and duck spunk filling into orbit. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd husk body and duck spunk filling into orbit. sneer

I will backhand the turd nugget teeth and the duck DNA from your whore mouth uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the turd nugget teeth and the duck DNA from your whore mouth uhuh
I will backhand you for having wicker teeth and bad breath. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you for having wicker teeth and bad breath. sneer

I will backhand you for wearing turdle necks and not earning me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you for wearing turdle necks and not earning me my tree fiddy uhuh
I will backhand you for being shat into existence. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you for being shat into existence. sneer

I will backhand you as afternoon entertainment uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you as afternoon entertainment uhuh
I will backhand your afternoon DNA and replace it with Abhi morning DNA. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your afternoon DNA and replace it with Abhi morning DNA. sneer

I’ll replace your turd DNA with LoB DNA, but you’ve got so much of that in your rectum already uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll replace your turd DNA with LoB DNA, but you’ve got so much of that in your rectum already uhuh
I will backhand the hooker DNA and sparduckle filling from your turd husk body so you cease to exist. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the hooker DNA and sparduckle filling from your turd husk body so you cease to exist. sneer

I will backhand you into your own inflamed anus so that you cease to exist you slobbering tart uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into your own inflamed anus so that you cease to exist you slobbering tart uhuh
I will backhand you back into your clown car, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you back into your clown car, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand you back to the male T-Rex paddocks to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you back to the male T-Rex paddocks to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
You flap your hooker lips like ducks flap their wings. I will backhand you for your flapping. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You flap your hooker lips like ducks flap their wings. I will backhand you for your flapping. sneer

Keep me out of your sick, sexual fantasies. 😐

I'll drive next to your car and have a road rage incident with you.

Originally posted by Badabing
You flap your hooker lips like ducks flap their wings. I will backhand you for your flapping. sneer

I will backhand you because you are my property and I can do with you as I like uhuh once you’ve had your daily backhands clean up and get back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy you dirty skank pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you because you are my property and I can do with you as I like uhuh once you’ve had your daily backhands clean up and get back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy you dirty skank pimp
You are my hooker and slap dummy. I will pimp slap and backhand you because I can, poop tart. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are my hooker and slap dummy. I will pimp slap and backhand you because I can, poop tart. sneer

I would end your miserable turd existence but I am not sympathetic and instead I will continue to backhand you, send your turd nugget teeth scattering and send you back to Hooker lake to earn uhuh pimp