The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will do nothing but thank me for the backhanding you get back to Hooker lake uhuh
I will slap you into an early grave then backhand you back to life as a ghoulish zombie hooker turd. sneer
Originally posted by Robtard
Thank you.

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap you into an early grave then backhand you back to life as a ghoulish zombie hooker turd. sneer

I will backhand you to death, backhand you back to life and then backhand you to death again uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to death, backhand you back to life and then backhand you to death again uhuh
I will backhand you to Mars so future astronauts find not life there, but death. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you to Mars so future astronauts find not life there, but death. sneer

There’ll be no life in you when I’m done backhanding your turd body into turd dust uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
There’ll be no life in you when I’m done backhanding your turd body into turd dust uhuh
Keep your hooker mouth shut until it's time to earn that tree fiddy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep your hooker mouth shut until it's time to earn that tree fiddy. sneer

I will backhand your hooker mouth shut and backhand it open when it’s time for you to start earning you tarted up turd uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your hooker mouth shut and backhand it open when it’s time for you to start earning you tarted up turd uhuh
You won't be doing anything except picking up your picker teeth after I backhand them from your ass mouth. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You won't be doing anything except picking up your picker teeth after I backhand them from your ass mouth. sneer

“Picker teeth”

I will be backhanding your turd nugget teeth from your butthole mouth one by one uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
“Picker teeth”

I will be backhanding your turd nugget teeth from your butthole mouth one by one uhuh

One is the highest you can count, slap dummy. I will backhand your stupid face. sneer

How the heck did I type picker? That's what I get for no look typing. 👇

Originally posted by Badabing
One is the highest you can count, slap dummy. I will backhand your stupid face. sneer

How the heck did I type picker? That's what I get for no look typing. 👇

You’ll be getting more than just one backhand to your stupid face uhuh

I’ve no idea, spellcheck kept changing it to picked when I typed it out

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be getting more than just one backhand to your stupid face uhuh

I’ve no idea, spellcheck kept changing it to picked when I typed it out

I only need to backhand your crutin face once. sneer

I blame Siri, Alexa and Skynet.

Originally posted by Badabing
I only need to backhand your crutin face once. sneer

I blame Siri, Alexa and Skynet.

You’d get multiple, I want you to suffer not get an easy ticket out of life with one obliterating backhand uhuh your crap hand is, like you, crap

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’d get multiple, I want you to suffer not get an easy ticket out of life with one obliterating backhand uhuh your crap hand is, like you, crap
I am the ruler of the Drooler. I will backhand you for insubordination. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I am the ruler of the Drooler. I will backhand you for insubordination. sneer

You drool whenever you’ve got dick inside you uhuh Now go earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable wench pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You drool whenever you’ve got dick inside you uhuh Now go earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable wench pimp
I would slap the duck out of you, but having ducks inside you is how you earn me that tree fiddy. pimp

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I would slap the duck out of you, but having ducks inside you is how you earn me that tree fiddy. pimp

sneer

Stop spreading lies and start spreading your legs, that’s how you earn me my tree fiddy pimp

uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Stop spreading lies and start spreading your legs, that’s how you earn me my tree fiddy pimp

uhuh

I will slap the hooker stink from your turd husk body, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap the hooker stink from your turd husk body, slap hoochie. sneer

I will slap your stupid turd hooker head from you turd hooker body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will slap your stupid turd hooker head from you turd hooker body uhuh
I will slap you like I own you.

mmm

Wait, I do own you, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap you like I own you.

mmm

Wait, I do own you, slap hoochie. sneer

I will backhand you because you are my property and I can do whatever I want with you. You own nothing. uhuh