The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
It's time for me to play "slap a hoe". Drools, get your hooker body over here and await my Bada backhand. sneer

I backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I backhand you to death uhuh

I will dance on your turdling grave. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will dance on your turdling grave. sneer

You won’t be doing anything apart from being a dead hooker turd uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will dance on your turdling grave. sneer

I will piss in it and do my emperor dance

Originally posted by Facee
I will piss in it and do my emperor dance

The only thing you piss in is Binks’ mouth you sick phuck 😘

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only thing you piss in is Binks’ mouth you sick phuck 😘

The Loch Ness Monster gave you an inflamed anus 👇

For only tree fiddy may I add 😬

Originally posted by Facee
The Loch Ness Monster gave you an inflamed anus 👇

For only tree fiddy may I add 😬

You have a three foot beak that you stick straight up Binks’ inflamed ass uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You won’t be doing anything apart from being a dead hooker turd uhuh
I may let Donald pimp you out for a bit. mmm

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I may let Donald pimp you out for a bit. mmm

sneer

I will pimp you out to Donald 😬

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will pimp you out to Donald 😬
Yes, you get pimped to Donald, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes. sneer

I stopped reading after you said yes to being pimped out to Donald, he will put his beak into your inflamed spread rectum for tree fiddy uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I stopped reading after you said yes to being pimped out to Donald, he will put his beak into your inflamed spread rectum for tree fiddy uhuh pimp
You stopped reading because you have crap for brains. I will backhand your ass mouth so severely it will be identical to your inflamed anus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You stopped reading because you have crap for brains. I will backhand your ass mouth so severely it will be identical to your inflamed anus. sneer

No it’s because the rest of your post, like you, is poop. You get pimped to Donald, it’s KMC canon. Now get back to earning before I give you a backhand to the moon you inflamed anus tart. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
No it’s because the rest of your post, like you, is poop. You get pimped to Donald, it’s KMC canon. Now get back to earning before I give you a backhand to the moon you inflamed anus tart. uhuh
You are crap and I'm a suave pimp. pimp

Keep up with the sassing and fake news and you'll receive my pimp mack hand and Bada backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are crap and I'm a suave pimp. pimp

Keep up with the sassing and fake news and you'll receive my pimp mack hand and Bada backhand. sneer

No you’re a giant piece of poop. ermm1

Your threats of your crap hand and pink eye mean nothing. I will backhand you to death. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
No you’re a giant piece of poop. ermm1

Your threats of your crap hand and pink eye mean nothing. I will backhand you to death. uhuh

You suffer from battered woman syndrome because of my potent Bada backhand, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You suffer from battered woman syndrome because of my potent Bada backhand, slap hoochie. sneer

You suffer from battered hooker syndrome because I keep pimping out your inflamed anus for tree fiddy uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You suffer from battered hooker syndrome because I keep pimping out your inflamed anus for tree fiddy uhuh pimp
You're going to suffer from Bada backhand death syndrome if you keep sassing instead of earning, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're going to suffer from Bada backhand death syndrome if you keep sassing instead of earning, slap dummy. sneer

As my hooker it is your duty to go out and earn me my tree fiddy and take my backhand to your stupid turd head pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
As my hooker it is your duty to go out and earn me my tree fiddy and take my backhand to your stupid turd head pimp
Your Bada backhand induced laser brained delusions are getting worse. 🙁

That won't stop me from using you as my slap dummy. sneer