The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by Badabing
You're about to travel to Hookertron via the Bada Backhand Express if you don't stop flapping those hooker lips. sneer

Your turd nugget teeth are about to travel to different multihookerverses when I backhand them from your whore mouth. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your turd nugget teeth are about to travel to different multihookerverses when I backhand them from your whore mouth. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you awake to earn because you must be dreaming. sneer

I’ll backhand you just for thinking you can speak in my presence you disgusting disease infested tart. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand you just for thinking you can speak in my presence you disgusting disease infested tart. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will retcon backhand you into an silent and obedient hooker, slap hoochie. sneer

I will backhand you cause I’m your pimp. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you cause I’m your pimp. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a lowly milk maiden hooker. sneer

I’m a pimp, you have admitted this. Get back to earning. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m a pimp, you have admitted this. Get back to earning. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand these absurd delusions of pimphood from your hooker mind, slap tart. sneer

I’ll backhand you for my amusement. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand you for my amusement. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your inflamed anus to Hooker Lake so you can get back to earning. sneer

I will backhand you so hard there’ll be nothing left of you. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you so hard there’ll be nothing left of you. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You will wait in the corner until I want to slap you around. sneer

You will wait on your sidewalk for clients. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will wait on your sidewalk for clients. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You will be waiting for eternity in a hooker grave if you keep sassing me. sneer

You’ll be fertilising your own grave when I backhand you to death. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be fertilising your own grave when I backhand you to death. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd soul to turd hell where you will be rolled across fire and itching powder by dung beetles for eternity. sneer

I will backhand you to hell and pimp you out. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to hell and pimp you out. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
Wrong. All Raptors go to Heaven, slap tart. sneer

You’ll go where I backhand you to you back alley wench. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You will wait in the corner until I want to slap you around. sneer