The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Got to say, loving Bada's sig. It's like a before to my after in 18 months time. 🙂

That wasn’t on purpose

Originally posted by steverules_2
That wasn’t on purpose
Oh! 😖hifty: 🙁

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll go where I backhand you to you back alley wench. uhuh
You will stop flapping those hooker lips or I will slap the besparkled feathers from your ass mouth. sneer
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Got to say, loving Bada's sig. It's like a before to my after in 18 months time. 🙂
Both sigs should have a trigger warning. 😆

Originally posted by Badabing
You will stop flapping those hooker lips or I will slap the besparkled feathers from your ass mouth. sneer Both sigs should have a trigger warning. 😆
😂 Yes they should. Wishing you Steve and Faece a good holiday season if I don't enter this thread in the next week. I have to work Christmas which passes me right off. The wife and kids are already in the UK visiting my mum. All alone for Christmas as has so often been the case.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Faece

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Originally posted by Badabing
You will stop flapping those hooker lips or I will slap the besparkled feathers from your ass mouth. sneer

Stilt and Whirly are here, wench. You will service them and collect me my tree fiddy. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Stilt and Whirly are here, wench. You will service them and collect me my tree fiddy. uhuh pimp
You must be slap happy from all the backhands I've given you. Stop speaking out of turn you dirty hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You must be slap happy from all the backhands I've given you. Stop speaking out of turn you dirty hoochie. sneer

Stop speaking and use your mouth for servicing you intolerable wench. I shall backhand you for speaking in my presence. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Stop speaking and use your mouth for servicing you intolerable wench. I shall backhand you for speaking in my presence. uhuh
Keep you hooker mouth closed until it's time for you to earn like an obedient prissy tart. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep you hooker mouth closed until it's time for you to earn like an obedient prissy tart. sneer

You are a tart and a milk maiden, go and earn me tree fiddy then return to me for your daily dose of backhands. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a tart and a milk maiden, go and earn me tree fiddy then return to me for your daily dose of backhands. uhuh
I will backhand your hooker mouth shut then backhand it open so you can earn. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your hooker mouth shut then backhand it open so you can earn. sneer

The only things your hands will be doing is happy endings, milking and earning. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only things your hands will be doing is happy endings, milking and earning. uhuh
You are well known at the duck pond and Hooker Lake for being my hooker. And get back to calling me sir, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are well known at the duck pond and Hooker Lake for being my hooker. And get back to calling me sir, slap dummy. sneer

This coming from you, someone who has admitted on more than one occasion that I’m her pimp. Oh it was a “typo.” 🙄

Now get back to earning wench or you’ll be getting double backhands. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
This coming from you, someone who has admitted on more than one occasion that I’m her pimp. Oh it was a “typo.” 🙄

Now get back to earning wench or you’ll be getting double backhands. uhuh

You make things up about me, your alpha pimp, because you're a beta hooker. Get back to milking before I backhand you out the window. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You make things up about me, your alpha pimp, because you're a beta hooker. Get back to milking before I backhand you out the window. sneer

Stop spreading your hooker lies and spread your hooker thighs. Earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable turd wench. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Stop spreading your hooker lies and spread your hooker thighs. Earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable turd wench. uhuh
Keep sassing me with your hooker mouth and my backhand will spread your stupid face all over the pavement. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing me with your hooker mouth and my backhand will spread your stupid face all over the pavement. sneer

I’ll keep sassing you while I keep slapping you. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll keep sassing you while I keep slapping you. uhuh
I don't backhand you because you're a dirty hooker or a piece of poop. I do it because it's what's best for the world. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I don't backhand you

Only true part of your post. ermm1

Now get back to earning you tarted up turd. uhuh