How to Annoy POTC Characters...

another fun thread, which i hope you would let live for long lol...

here's the mechanics, post anything that might annoy any POTC Char.... you must say who it is you're trying to annoy though.... example...

Capt'n Jack:
1. Repeatedly yell into his ears... "HAHA! YOU GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"

there.. get it?

first post

Capt'n Jack, DMC:
2. Look over the rail of the ship, and yell "Kraken!" make sure he got the black spot before you shout.

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hehe...

to Barbossa while he's steering the Black Pearl:

Jack told me to take the wheel for a bit as deputy Captain.

to Captain Jack:

Buy a plastic tiller/wheel so you could steer beside him lol..

To Jack the Monkey:

So...When are you and the parrot gonna get married? OMG CAN WILL CAN BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL =] 😂 AND THINK what will the children look like???

lol!

awww AH I MISSED YOU!!!!!

to the Kraken:
How did Jack taste like mate? Is he the most AWEsomest thing you've ever tasted?

lol, would that annoy him?

LOL that would prolly annoy him...? Aww I missed you too!!! 🙂

where have you been?

Parrot...
who taught you? why do you say nonsense? I mean, sometimes, you say stuff that has nothing to do with the topic.. i mean.. hello?

😛

HAHAHA! LOL! Good one mate.

Erm....

To Barbossa as he holds the normal size eyeglass and Jack holds the super long one:

Mate...size DOES matter, you know!

DUDE! I just got an 'Orbit' thought in my mind! (if you know what i mean... ) Oh my goodness.. that is so wrong! ROFL!

William Turner
You do know that Elizabeth kissed Jack not because she wanted to save everyone, don't you? You do know he does love her and she loves him, don't you? you do know that she chose you because of honor, decency, morality and propriety?

😄

Captain Sparrow
you do know that she killed you because she wanted to choose will don't you? you do know that she really wanted to do that not just to save everyone, don't you?

😄

Lizzie
you kissed everyone, and they all died! even Jack! and will! mate! what is that, kiss of death?!

😄

Gibbs

Take the teddy bear

i bet you can all call this one:
to Jack: burn all the rum

To Will
The kid is nothing like you at all.

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate

Lizzie
you kissed everyone, and they all died! even Jack! and will! mate! what is that, kiss of death?!

😄

Originally posted by Ditte3
To Will
The kid is nothing like you at all.

Cut Jack's locks while he sleeps.

Originally posted by Ditte3
Cut Jack's locks while he sleeps.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

lol to gibbs teddy bear!

Jack:

Give him a stuffed squid toy for his birthday!

Ha ha ha, stuffed squid. How about give Tia a stuffed squid too?

ooohh... yeah... maybe she could cast a voodoo on it or something lol...

barbossa:
I can't believe you acted like that! iww.. and i thought you were the most piratey(except for Jack of course) among all of 'em and you go all.. *shivers* you know what i mean, with your monkey? FREAK.

😄

the scene in DMC on the island where Will arrives when Elizabeth, Jack and Norrington are already there.

*Will and Elizabeth kiss*

to Jack and Norrington:

She just kissed him... I think they're in love.

yes I think that would annoy them.Poor James and Jack.