How to Annoy POTC Characters...

Started by miss_swann3 pages

it's what you call putting salt on the wound.

Will (after the beach scene)

Don't worry, you'll learn how to do it someday, meanwhile Liz can count on Jack on that matter 😄

ROFL JOANJOAN!!!!

to Will:

If you're a eunuch like Jack says, then whose the kid belong to?

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
where have you been?

Parrot...
who taught you? why do you say nonsense? I mean, sometimes, you say stuff that has nothing to do with the topic.. i mean.. hello?

😛

I dunno where I've been lol, my computer broke =[ 🙁 🙁 and i took it to the people who fix computers and they havent given it back yet, im currently using my brother's pc =]

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
ROFL JOANJOAN!!!!

to Will:

If you're a eunuch like Jack says, then whose the kid belong to?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!

I was wondering that myself! 😄

Originally posted by AudioHeart
I dunno where I've been lol, my computer broke =[ 🙁 🙁 and i took it to the people who fix computers and they havent given it back yet, im currently using my brother's pc =]

aww mate! you've been missing a lotta stuff!

petpet

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to norrington, and gov. swann, and beckett:
Make fun of the wigs.. lol.

to beckett after his defeat:
HAHA! YOU LOST! HAHA!

lol To Beckett "HAHA YOU LOST HAHA"

I know I'm all lost too much to read, anything good happen?

To Jack: Mate, why do you have long hair, I thought only girls have long hair, and why is it dreadlocked, are you Jamaican?

I love Jack's hair lol 😍😍😍

To Jack: Stalk him... follow him around.. and whenever he does something, you scream.. "JACK! YOU'RE SO HOT!!!"

To Davy: No wonder Calypso left you... you look like a mess!

i love his hair too.. lol, let's just say we love him altogether.. 😛

hmm.. i'm not sure... maybe you should just go read stuff in what potc chars. would never say, you know.. just scoot around threads lol... and see if you missed anything good.. lol.

GAH!! These are so funny.

Davy: Give him lots of squidy looking sushi.

To Elizabeth: I don't see a victoria's secret here. Where'd you get the dress??

To Gibbs when he goes off with Scarlet and Giselle: Joshamee's got two girlfriend. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!

To Jack: Give him Willy Wonka's hat instead. When he asks you why you gave it to him tell him you liked him better when he played the freaky candy dude. If he is confused than confuse him further by saying "Than again the dude with the scissor hands was cool too! At least he got the girl."

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
GAH!! These are so funny.

Davy: Give him lots of squidy looking sushi.

To Elizabeth: I don't see a victoria's secret here. Where'd you get the dress??

To Gibbs when he goes off with Scarlet and Giselle: Joshamee's got two girlfriend. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!

To Jack: Give him Willy Wonka's hat instead. When he asks you why you gave it to him tell him you liked him better when he played the freaky candy dude. If he is confused than confuse him further by saying "Than again the dude with the scissor hands was cool too! At least he got the girl."

ROFL!!!!!

*adds to tee's post with Jack*
Don't forget reminding him about the headless horseman, and how he killed his ex wife.. 😛

To gibbs:
Scarlet and Gibbs, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

To liz:
Will and liz, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... or maybe you prefer JACK... then throw rum in her face!

to Barbie:
annoy him with the 'Barbie girl song'

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Willo: Hey, Davy.

Davy: Willofthewisp, do you fear death?

Willo: Not as much as you, I'm afraid. (Davy looks smug) So all this (bats around his tentacles) was once a beard?

Davy: Uh, yes, a very long time ago.

Willo: And this (bats around claw) was once a hand?

Davy: You're making me feel bad.

Willo: And this (bats around the bulge in the back of his head) was once hair?

Davy: Leave me alone! I can't help the way I look! (runs off and cries)

(Willo looks pleased with herself)

I think Jack would be definitely annoyed if you pop out of nowhere, scream "JOHNNY DEPP!!" then follow him everywhere he goes, attempt to even kiss him.... a nice, good stalker. yeah, that'll annoy him.

Everyone: ********************************** (all the time, it's true)

oooh. I almost forgot about this thread!

how to annoy:

Jack- Burn all the rum, using his hat as kindling.

Lizzie- throw her teddy bear overboard, smeared with blood so that sharks would eat it... 😄

Gibbs- do the same thing to his teddy bear.

Barby- EAT JACK THE MONKEY. although, I don't think the undead gets cooked...

Will- send him a lot of sparrabeth stuff.. that would surely annoy him.. 😄

Norrington- take Sailor away from him for a day... on second thought, don't do that.. he won't just be annoyed- he'll be angry. don't, he might murder you... 😖

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Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
oooh. I almost forgot about this thread!

how to annoy:

Jack- Burn all the rum, using his hat as the kindle.

Lizzie- throw her teddy bear overboard, smeared with blood so that sharks would eat it... 😄

Gibbs- do the same thing to his teddy bear.

Barby- EAT JACK THE MONKEY. although, I don't think the undead gets cooked...

Will- send him a lot of sparrabeth stuff.. that would surely annoy him.. 😄

Norrington- take Sailor away from him for a day... on second thought, don't do that.. he won't just be annoyed- he'll be angry. don't, he might murder you... 😖

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It's like Orlando is too good for the Sparrow and Swann.

ROFL!!!

Yeah, totally send Will Sparrabeth stuff.

Barby: Tie him to a chair and read Shakespeare love sonnets to him
Will: Tie him to a chair and make him watch mushy Sparrabeth videos all day and all night

Lizzie: Make her wear corsets
Jack: Refill his rum bottles with weak iced tea (mwahahaha)

poor barby, don't torture him too much! 😛

ROFL to everything... poor JAck, taking away his sanity like that..

lizzie, can't..breathe comes to mind. 😛

will.. meh, let the whelp suffer.. 😛 kidding!

davey: TAUNT HIM WITH DIRT!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Willo: Hey, Davy.

Davy: Willofthewisp, do you fear death?

Willo: Not as much as you, I'm afraid. (Davy looks smug) So all this (bats around his tentacles) was once a beard?

Davy: Uh, yes, a very long time ago.

Willo: And this (bats around claw) was once a hand?

Davy: You're making me feel bad.

Willo: And this (bats around the bulge in the back of his head) was once hair?

Davy: Leave me alone! I can't help the way I look! (runs off and cries)

(Willo looks pleased with herself)

I still can't get over this post of willo lol...

genius😛 (to willo)

To Elizabeth Swann: Want some decaf' w/ crackers, honey bun.. devil2