Special Talents

Does anybody have any special skills or talents that they wouldn't mind sharing with everybody, regardless of how weird or nasty it is?

I can out drink most men, me FTW w00t

I can throw a tiny piece of paper in the air, spit a stream of saliva from my mouth, hit the piece of floating paper, then suck the stream back into my mouth along with the paper, like a frog catching a fly with it's tongue.

I can lick tar off a pavement. Ladies, pm me.

I can make you think you made me horny...

I can wiggle my ears. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
I can wiggle my ears. jockey

I'm horny...

Originally posted by Röland
I can wiggle my ears. jockey

Can you do it in water and look like a hippo? cryohhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can you do it in water and look like a hippo? cryohhappy

Yeah. I did that at my ex-girlfriends house in her pool and she laughed. jlaugh

i can get pissed off easily...blowup

Oh, hahahahaha, Roland! I said sunny side up!

i rock really hard...

I see dead people.

I can use my right hand to stroke my penis in such a fashion that I ejaculate over all matter in the nearby vicinity.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can out drink most men, me FTW w00t

I rock super-hard...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I can use my right hand to stroke my penis in such a fashion that I ejaculate over all matter in the nearby vicinity.

That's not a special talent.

All guys can do that.

I have a double jointed thumb... and I can pop my left jaw out of its socket, but I guess my jaw is only one bone, but the left part of it where it connects to my skull, I can pop it out of the socket.

I can pop my shoulder outta socket... but I'm still working on putting it back in. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
That's not a special talent.

All guys can do that.

My penis is the size of an oak tree, my right hand is average in size. I think that's special alright.