Special Talents

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My penis is the size of an oak tree, my right hand is average in size. I think that's special alright.

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I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad

Originally posted by Impediment
I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad

I'd like to hear those. Quagmire kicks ass. And oh, Merv Griffin is dead.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Merv Griffin is dead.

No!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=271998&GT1=7703 Yes. 🙁

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER INTERWEB STYLE!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER INTERWEB STYLE!!!

Get a hold of yourself, man! *Slaps Scythe* He's gone. 🙁

F*ck...

Originally posted by Impediment
I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad

I can do Lois & Cleveland from Family Guy 😆

Originally posted by Grinning Goku

Mr. Griffin, you have me confused for Ranger Jones...

I can inhale various amounts of oxygen and then exhale in the form of carbon dioxide

I can fix people...

I recently masturbated with my feet.

I can roll my stomach. And also throw many small objects as high as possible into the air (M&M's and popcorn usually) and catch them in my mouth.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Haha. 1 Appletini Please.

You should really step up and start ordering more manly drinks. 313

I can roll my stomach, which people find weird because im pretty skinny.. and i can touch my tongue to my nose

I have too many odd talents...I am a walking odd talents machine...serioulsy.

I can whistle 10 different ways...I am working on an 11th way (They 11th way is whistling with my tongoue on the roof of my mouth...I have done it before but it has been over 15 years so I cannot officially count it as a whistle until I can do it now.)

I can do anything amdixterously.