how old were you when you first lost your virginity?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Liar....

Never.

Originally posted by Vathu
crylaugh

I saw that. 😛

Mary, Mary quite contrary, trim that ..etc.

Originally posted by Vathu
Mary had a little sheep,
And in her bed she let it sleep,
She did not know it was a ram,
Till Mary had a little lamb

Originally posted by Secretus
Mary, Mary quite contrary, trim that ..etc.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row. ermmha

Originally posted by SelphieT
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I meant it's nice to hear that SOME girls still wait. Maybe they are the only ones smart enough to realize that guys are only interested in one thing.

Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone

lol

Originally posted by Secretus
Mary, Mary quite contrary, trim that ..etc.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, trim that bush...it's so hairy. 131

Originally posted by Röland
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, trim that bush...it's so hairy. 131

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl *****?"

ermmha

Lolz teh kerds!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses, and all the king's men,
Had one ****ing big omelet.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lolz teh kerds!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol penis land

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
My homeland!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol is it Between a rock and my hard place

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
xd2 Damn it, I thought my homeland was secret...*Sigh*

Originally posted by MR.Grum
ZING!!

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
both with a buck
and a quarter.
Jill came down with
$2.50.

Originally posted by Secretus
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
both with a buck
and a quarter.
Jill came down with
$2.50.

Jill is such a high priced whore.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Zingity Zong?