how old were you when you first lost your virginity?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
indeed

Hickory dickory dock.
Some chick was sucking
my ****, the clock struck 2,
I dropped my goo and
kicked the ***** down the block.

- Andrew Dice Clay ftw

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I win! w00t

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbjam

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
spankyy

Originally posted by Secretus
Hickory dickory dock.
Some chick was sucking
my ****, the clock struck 2,
I dropped my goo and
kicked the ***** down the block.

- Andrew Dice Clay ftw

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fayre.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d*ckhead.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol more pls

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
spankyyspankyyspankyyspankyyspankyyspankyyspankyy

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yeah i feel the love!! herb

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Watches steam roll off the twig*

This thread has made life not worth living anymore.

Originally posted by lord xyz
This thread has made life not worth living anymore.

Originally posted by Röland
Does "then some" mean come on her face or something? haermm

Originally posted by MR.Grum
rolls over

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You want me to smack your weiner now?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
no not me lucky charms

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well ye rolled over while I still has muh twig in my hand!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
*rolls over again* dont hit meh lucky charms!!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
More spankin's?

Okie dokie!