Panda vs. Guilty Spark

Started by BlaxicanHydra3 pages

Panda vs. Guilty Spark

That unbelievably powerful Panda from Tekken vs. the nigh indestructible Guilty Spark from Halo.

OMFGBBQ WHO WINZ!!!?!?!?

You phail.

Your mother.

Your mother phails and kills herself over her phailer to raise you, which is the reason you are phailing.

That whole post failed, actually. The word phale is a holy word, you can't spout it like it's your sperm.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
That whole post failed, actually. The word phale is a holy word, you can't spout it like it's your sperm.
Your mom spouts sperm.😄

Your Mom likes my sperm.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Your Mom likes my sperm.
You were originally my sperm.

Your mother was originally my sperm.

This is bound to get ugly

*jumps out of the way*

*reaches out to pull Fre3lancer back in*

Get your hands off me right now.

*About to go into my sexy form*

sexy form?

*loosens belt*

*Reaches full sexy Form*

Prepare to face the wrath of my sexiness! Doriya! Rips off shirt.

*strips down*alright b*tch, are you ready for your first dirty sanchez?

*drops drawls*

Blood IS nature's lube!

*turns around and shoots a rocket Launcher into the air, then reverts back into rotten form*

If you wanna see me full throttle, you gotta catch me.

*Leaps onto a Mishima Zaibatsu helicopter*

Catch me if you can!

*Swats copter out of the sky with penis*Your mine b*tch!

Touch me with that, and that thing will never bang another woman again.

EWWWWWWWWWWW! Women are gross! I prefer men!