You vs Deadpool

Wade Wilson has his healing factor but not immortality.
You meet in abandoned warehouse. Wade is just standing there and not fighting back.
Do you think you'll be able to kill him? 💃

Is there anything in the warehouse to use as a weapon? Do you have any weapons on you?

Originally posted by King Kandy
Is there anything in the warehouse to use as a weapon? Do you have any weapons on you?

No weapons. It's an abandoned warehouse, so you might find steel pipes and broken glass but that's about it.

Yeah, I'm sure he would own me 10/10 times.....

Do I have any reason?

he is a trained assasin with a healing factor and a genetically altered physicality. I'm 210 pounds, i can barely jog a mile. Sure i can take him. 🙂

So hes not fighting back and not immortal.

Cool, hes older than me, I wait him out and he dies of old age...

we both start telling bad jokes and go on a improv show

Originally posted by llagrok
Do I have any reason?

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Well shure, if he's "not fighting back" I'll just smother him. Cover his nose and mouth until he dies. Not very exciting, but I don't think I'm capable of dishing out enough damage with my fists to overcome his healing factor. Maybe if he'd lie down on the concrete floor let me jump up and down on his head until his skull cracked open and then scoop out his squished brain (stem and all) with my fingernails before he healed up I could kill him.

But I think I'd rather go for suffocation.

I've taken martial arts for 17 years in mixed styles, and I will tell you what I'd do, I would .... Run

DP 10/10

Originally posted by CaptainStoic
I've taken martial arts for 17 years in mixed styles, and I will tell you what I'd do, I would .... Run

DP 10/10

The thing with deadpool is you could trade corny jokes and he'd probably just break your arm then take you out for a beer.

If he's not fighting back...and he's not immortal...I'd slip behind him and snap his neck.

I would call The Tick. There goes Deadpool.

Vida comenzar cuándo nacimiento fines.

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
If he's not fighting back...and he's not immortal...I'd slip behind him and snap his neck.

I thought about that, but I'm not sure I could get it right. It's probably harder than it looks in the movies, and if I botch it he just heals.

Besides, when someone dies like that, they're really dieing from lack of oxygen due to their heart and lungs loosing contact with their control messages from the brain-stem. But, the actual death takes several minutes to complete in which time Wade would surely regenerate. You'd need to twist his head clean off to make it work, and I don't think I could tear through all that sinew and cartilage with my fingernails in a timely fashion either.

Suffocation FTW.

I would kick him in tha nuts!!
And when he's on the ground sreaming in agony i'll use my years of working out at tha gym, aikido and mau tai experience to finish him off...Aqua-pimp style..

F*ck Deadpool

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Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
I would kick him in tha nuts!!
And when he's on the ground sreaming in agony i'll use my years of working out at tha gym, aikido and mau tai experience to finish him off...Aqua-pimp style..

F*ck Deadpool

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Would work with me.

Although f*ck Deadpool is a bit harsh when you are talking about DP.

Vida comenzar cuándo nacimiento fines.

choke him to death, and keep on kicking him in his balls

I'm only a Freshman, and I have only been in wrestling for a year. But saying that I was in my prime at age 26, armed with a crow bar, and if Deadpool wasn't fighting back, I would probably kick his feet out from under him, point the crow bar at his throat, and stomp on the back of it, shoving it through his neck, cutting off his circulation completely, and I'd leave it in there so he couldn't regenerate, and if he tries to take it out, I'll shove it back in. And once he was dead, I'd piss on his corps, then take a dump on it, and then mutilate it because I hate Deadpool.