You vs Deadpool

Started by Dgw20072 pages

i am a soldier been in iraq and always carry my pocket knife since boy scouts and study martial arts for 25 years since i was 10 so yes i think i could

If he's not going to fight back I'd could probably do a King Cold with some glass and some wood. I'd probably need rope or some other tightening device to blood choke him to death since I don't know how long I'd have to hold it to kill him.

If I wanted to take my sweet time about it I could slowly tear down the warehouse and start stacking things on top of him until he's crushed.

Originally posted by King_Cold
I'm only a Freshman, and I have only been in wrestling for a year. But saying that I was in my prime at age 26, armed with a crow bar, and if Deadpool wasn't fighting back, I would probably kick his feet out from under him, point the crow bar at his throat, and stomp on the back of it, shoving it through his neck, cutting off his circulation completely, and I'd leave it in there so he couldn't regenerate, and if he tries to take it out, I'll shove it back in. And once he was dead, I'd piss on his corps, then take a dump on it, and then mutilate it because I hate Deadpool.

I think you're overestimating the width of the chisel point of a crowbar.

I just tell him he was created by Rob Liefeld, and he runs away crying.

BFR ftw. 313

If he's not fighting back I have no qualms with him. If anything I'd probably befriend him. His is the type of character that I like most.

The Smart Aleck.

Originally posted by Hercules
So hes not fighting back and not immortal.

Cool, hes older than me, I wait him out and he dies of old age...

He still has his healing factor. You'd die off first.

I'd just get Batdude to smother him wiith his man-titties.

I mean,he was able to do it to smurf accidently...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I'd just get Batdude to smother him wiith his man-titties.

I mean,he was able to do it to smurf accidently...

He wasn't called fatnude just because it rhymed...

Though, that WAS Red in his Smurf cosplay outfit. Red's a bit of a fanboy.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
He wasn't called fatnude just because it rhymed...

Though, that WAS Red in his Smurf cosplay outfit. Red's a bit of a fanboy.

Nor Catfood,nor that catfood led to fatnude...

Cosplay?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Nor Catfood,nor that catfood led to fatnude...

Cosplay?

Dressing up as your favourite character because you have an overwhelming obsession with them.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Dressing up as your favourite character because you have an overwhelming obsession with them.

Oh,so when i founfd you in a bikini that was you dressing up as Domino...good,i was worried it was something more sinister..

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Oh,so when i founfd you in a bikini that was you dressing up as Domino...good,i was worried it was something more sinister..
And when Batdude ran screaming and said you had no genitalia, I assume you were trying to emulate J'onn.

That, however, stretches a bit beyond cosplay...

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
And when Batdude ran screaming and said you had no genitalia, I assume you were trying to emulate J'onn.

That, however, stretches a bit beyond cosplay...

No,Batdude had simply entered the bathroom whilst i was exiting the shower,and as he was only 5 feet away his stomach obstructed his veiw.

I mean,it's been so long since his have been seen that they were declared legally dead 😬

Originally posted by Martian_mind
No,Batdude had simply entered the bathroom whilst i was exiting the shower,and as he was only 5 feet away his stomach obstructed his veiw.

I mean,it's been so long since his have been seen that they were declared legally dead 😬

Don't have the energy to respond... nighty night. offtobed

Night night Smurf.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Cosplay?
Costume play.

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
I just tell him he was created by Rob Liefeld, and he runs away crying.

DP: Man, at least now I know where these extra abs came from.