Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the "Soul glo-ph"(TM) of doom part two, three, four and five.

Indiana Jones and the mystery of Joe Louis's true age.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Perfect Burger.

Indiana Jones and the painful ass-darts of the Hovitos

Indiana Jones and When it was Time to Clean up his Apartment.

Indiana Jones and his suicide to avoid just that fate.

Indiana Jones and the Visit to the Shrink

Indiana Jones and the padded cell of safety.

Indiana Jones and the Men in White Suits and Friendly Voices

Indiana Jones and the Thorazine of Wuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh

Indiana Jones and the Dreams of Bliss

Indiana Jones and the dreams of bliss that quickly morphed into nightmares of gopher terror

Indiana Jones and the Nightmare from George Lucas' Stables

Indiana Jones and the going-through-the-motions cash grab.

Indiana Jones and the Landfills of KOTCS/TAOS mechandising

Indiana Jones and the mystery of Karen Allen's appeal

(Seriously - why did he ever find her hot?)

Indiana Jones and the wife who was firey and definitely worth one back in the day but had turned into a dribbling stepford wife on happy pills late on in life.

Indiana Jones and the Illegitimate Eurasian Offspring Lovechildren

(Who show up on his doorstep one day with a treasure map, and while pleased Indy is remined how important condoms are no matter how rare in the 1930's.)

Indiana Jones and the never-ending word game

Indiana Jones and the mental associations of terror