Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the perpetual sequals

Indiana Jones and the subsequent, equally perpetual paychecks

Indiana Jones and Fortune and Glory.

Indiana Jones and the sharp exit when Fortune's husband found out, and Glory's syphillis ruined the night/dinner party atmos.

Indiana Jones and The Night At The Museum crossover

(The nightmare becomes true, when that wax figure of Indy comes to life, and he must take advice & life lessons from Ben Stiller. 😘 )

Indiana Jones and the wrath of the parking meter

Indiana Jones and the Silly Adventures with the Gopher Family

Indiana Jones and the silly adventures with the gopher family...and a flamethrower.

Indiana Jones and Fall Out II: the Nuke for the Gopher Family.

Indiana Jones and the petting zoo of lethal terror

Indiana Jones and the Horror of the Nuke Test: Naked Gophers

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth Empire of Brazil.

Indiana Jones and leather mask of shame

Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Gimps.

Indiana Jones and the cult of Zed

Indiana Jones and the beet fields of Tir Nan Og.

Indiana Jones and the non-cubiods of Isosceles.

Indiana Jones and the Arrival of Twelve Hungry Children

Indiana Jones and staving to death of twelve hungry children due largely to Mutt's pissing about in the trees with the rest of the unbelievable and depthless monkeys at the time.

Indiana Jones and the Enjoyment of Chilled Monkey Brains