Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone.

Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Santa...... (He's a Communist Nazi!)

Epic punch out on the Sleigh. Indy shoots him in the head. Christmas is saved and Indy becomes the new Santa. 👆

Indiana Jones and the Ritualistic Feeding of the Recycle Bins, in Homage to the God of Needless Waste.

Indiana Jones and The Anus of Christmas Past.

Indiana Jones and the Phone Call Saying Marion Had Been Killed by an Ill-tempered, Mutated Sea Bass.

Indiana Jones and The Legendary 60 Day Partyathon That Followed That Call In The Cinemagoing World, After Having Seen How Her Character Turned Out In Number 4.

Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Zaar where Jennifer Lopez's Block is Located.

Indiana Jones and the Chipmunk Graveyard, Where All Six Were Buried After Being Murdered By Dave When They Shat Down The Back Of His TV.

I thought there were only 3 Chipmunks? *mourns their loss anyway* 🙁

Indiana Jones and the Drunken Sailors of Kabul

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Legendary 60 Day Partyathon That Followed That Call In The Cinemagoing World, After Having Seen How Her Character Turned Out In Number 4.

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Indiana Jones and the Error by Thomas Gabriel in Not Seeing 'Foiled Three Terrorist Incidents Singlehandedly' on John McClane's Police Department File.

(I haven't seen KOTCS but I'll take your word for it re; Marion, the Plinkett review highlights it as well)

Indiana Jones and The Rotted Dead Raped Dreams and Hopes of At Least Three Entire Generations of cinema goers, and The CGI Gophers That Now Feed Upon Their Testes And Innards..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Rotted Dead Raped Dreams and Hopes of At Least Three Entire Generations of cinema goers, and The CGI Gophers That Now Feed Upon Their Testes And Innards..

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Indiana Jones and the Fake Relics he Buries to Fool the Next Civilisation.

(I avoided KOTCS primarily because of several things , Marion returning for no reason other than a tie-in, the obvious introduction of a son/successor and the corny quips in the trailer. I then later heard about the nuclear blast/fridge debacle and the CGI monkeys but the prairie dog/gopher thing WTF?)

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Indiana Jones and The Golden Idol That Grants The Bearer Special Powers Of Flight And Invisibilty When Inserted Anally

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Indiana Jones and the Evil Spirit of Chucky Getting Transferred to Woody, Causing a Lot of Garrotting with His Pull Cord.

Indiana Jones and The Time He Dressed In An Easter Bunny Costume And Appeared On A Golf Course And Told A Disturbed Teen That The End Of The World Was Coming So That They Would Kill Themselves.

Indiana Jones and the Dressing Down of a Hippy for Being Dependant on Drugs, Before Going Back to His Coffee.

Indiana Jones and The Disproportional Ostracization of The Tardy Paperboy

Indiana Jones and the Gophers of Misfortune

Indiana Jones and the Rock Crushing Machine in the Temple Of Doom That Should Have Been Used On the CGI Gophers.

Oohh.. why should the poor Gophers suffer? Rather, it should be used on George Lucas himself, the source of the gophers...

Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Uncircumcised Chimpanzees.