Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and The Wrath Of Ramm (Who is understandably very pissed after having been torn apart by those alligators like that.)

Indiana Jones and the Increased Travel Fare Across the River Styx (or Acheron, see... research is key) Due to Inflation.

Indiana Jones and the Stinking Spinx Sphincter Sausage of Isosceles

Indiana Jones and the Search for the Continuum Transfunctioner Followed by Two Nordic Guys, Five Hot Chicks with Large Breasts and the Bubble Wrap Wearing Cult.

Indiana Jones and The Day The Diners At The Temple Of Doom , Sick of CGI Bats, And Both Chilled And Unchilled Monkey Brains, Developed a Taste For Gopher Flesh

Indiana Jones and the Other Fake Grails That Only Cause Mild Constipation.

Indiana Jones and The Night He Shat Himself Listening To Orson Welles' Original War of The Worlds, Later Laughing At His Stupidity When He Realised That Aliens Don't Exist In His Universe

Indiana Jones and the Hand Slap Game with Cupcake.

Indiana Jones and The Mountains of CGI Poo Fertilising The Roses On Lucas Valley Road.

Indiana Jones and the Big Cheer Upon Learning that Skywalker Ranch is on the New Hitman Game.

Indiana Jones and the Pathetic Wrath of Godsuki

Indiana Jones and the New Bravestarr Spirit Power 'Huunnng Like a Horse!'

Indiana Jones and The Time He Played Bass With Mastodon

Indiana Jones and the Conversation with Scorpion About How to Surgically Have His Whip Erupt From His Hand.

Indiana Jones and The Seven Years He Spent In Jail For Impersonating A Scotsman In Front Of Sean Connery, And Burning Down An Austrian Castle.

Indiana Jones and the Disliking of Sand, Because It's Coarse and Rough and Irritating and Gets Everywhere.

Indiana Jones and The Excavation Of The Cave That Was 'No Cave'.

Indiana Jones and the Encounter with Dr Kaufman, an Outstanding Pistol Marksman,'Take My Word For It, Ja?'

Indiana Jones and The Donkeys of Frightful Wrath

Indiana Jones and the Troublesome, Low-Wattage Light Bulbs.