Mock titles!

We have porn for that.

And it has more character depth too.

Porn? I think I have heard of that. Do you have any titles you can recommend?

Well for me its a centerfold of the latest Gibson catalogue, of course. 😉

Of course.

But the Internet has made all conventional pron mediums obsolete except for in Internetless environments.

Which I actually like... it improves access and availability.

And VDUs dont stick together.

VDU's??

Visual
Display
Unit

Ah... okay. e-Book?

I guess they have one, yes...

I bet they do.... although an iPad with wifi will make all magazines obsolete.

Heh. Laptops already did that... 😛

Well..... not quite.

How so...?

Well, a laptop is still a thing you have to open, use key and a mouse pad... iPad is much easier.

I saw a golden iPad today...

Yes, but at least you can flip the lid down and go back to pretending to be filing tax returns or some other similarly inoccuous activity when the wife comes in, with a Laptop.

HAHAHA... good point.

Indiana Jones and the Kabuki Mayhem.

LOL