Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the apocalypse at the laxative factory

Indiana Jones and the Demons of Dementia.

Indiana Jones and the underpants of Atlantis

Indiana Jones and the Food for the Toothless.

Indiana Jones and the dementia patients screaming at night on the wards for long dead relatives and friends

Indiana Jones and the Search for a Nice Plot on the local Cemetery.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the unfortunately misplaced teeth

Indiana Jones on the Brim of Baldness.

Indiana Jones and the adult diapers of chaos

Indiana Jones and the Terrible Revelations of the Food that was cooked to Death for the Toothless.

Indiana Jones and the overly tactile orderly.

Indiana Jones and the Case of Premature Necrophilia.

Indiana Jones and the interesting new shade of urine colour

Indiana Jones and the Hot Looking Nurse but still has no effect on the by now malfunctioning libido.

Indiana Jones and the lost bag of losanges that he could have sworn he placed by the bedpan only last Wednesday....or was it Thursday....?

Indiana Jones and the Great Waiting for a Bed Change.

Indiana Jones and the Barium Hooligans

Indiana Jones and the Hyperopia of Infinity.

Indiana Jones and the seventh piss of the night.

Indiana Jones and the Ostomy Belt from Orion.