Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the Missing Fries

Indiana Jones and the forbidden food additive

Indiana Jones and Lots of Apple Sauce.

Indiana Jones and the heartburn of pain

Indiana Jones and Lots of other Ancient Artefacts.

Indiana Jones and that time he was caught knobbing that Mummy.

indiana Jones and the Mysteries of Geriatric Sex.

Indiana Jones and the crust of rankness

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Indiana Jones and the Efforts of Excavating himself as an Historical Artefact

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Indiana Jones and the smegma of the ancients

Indiana Jones and the Diapers of Dreariness

Indiana Jones and the angry letters from Short Round's family.

Indiana Jones and the Protesters against the Stereotype portrayal of South American indians as bow-and-arrow using savages.

Indiana Jones and the day he sat in shock after realising that he fought and killed men who all looked like Pat Roach at least three times and couldn't quite believe he bought the disguises Roach-resembling Nazi/Temple guard was in at the time..

Indiana Jones and the Day that the Script for Indy5 fell on the Doormat

Indiana Jones and the vomit on his chin after having to see his son's fifth rate Marlon Brando impression day in day out.

Indiana Jones and the New Title for Indy5: The All New Adventures of Mutt Jones and Friends.

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*Kills self upon hearing of said prospect*

Indiana Jones and the time that Mola Ramm shoved the entirety of India up Mutt's bottom, before giving him the old "Ummnumm Shibi"

Indiana Jones and the Title Giver that Rose from the Grave

Indiana Jones and the "comedic" bouts of falling over due to old age.